Eric - hot tamale incident?

Kristin - yeah. i was eating one and laughed and horked it.

Kristin - at denny's while walking into the smoking section, and this guy was all "you spit at me.' me: "no i didn't."

Eric - "shut up and eat your slam"

Kristin - "shut up and eat your slam"...slam.

Eric - uh huh

Eric - eat your slam

Eric - right now

Eric - i think slam should take the place of "food" in any conversation

Eric - "i need to get soem slam|

Eric - or

Eric - "hold on, im eatin some slam"

Kristin - TOTALLY

Kristin - "slam cart" "slam court" "slam network" "slammie" "fish slam"

Kristin - etc.

Eric - YES

Kristin - so what time are you leavin' today?

Eric - i dunno

Eric - its iffy

Kristin - hm.

Eric - yeah

Eric - you?

Kristin - hm. most likely 4:09.

Kristin - like the formula

Eric - uh huh

Eric - imma leave at scrubbin bubbles

Eric - aka 3:30ish

Kristin - HAHAH.

Eric - you gotta eat your fiber so you can process your slam

Kristin - HAHAHHAHAHA.

Kristin - so your slam shooter isn't all backed up

Eric - right

Eric - shut your slam hole

Eric - HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Kristin - *crying*

Eric - in hysterics <--------

Kristin - "slow down, chew your slam"

Kristin - whole slams.

Eric - fried slam

Kristin - slam on the go

Kristin - drive through slam

Eric - fast slam

Eric - drive thru slam everyday

Kristin - shut your slam hole, though.

Kristin - *still crying*

Kristin - "i have slam issues."

Eric - HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Eric - slam scrample

Kristin - organic slam

Kristin - dog slam

Eric - hispanic slam

Kristin - HAHAHA.

Kristin - seaslam

Eric - kosher slam

Kristin - yeah. "this slam is kosher for passover."

Kristin - canned slam

Kristin - processed cheese slam

Eric - slam for thought

Kristin - gas, slam, lodging

Eric - slam, 1.5 miles on the right

Kristin - --------------------->

Eric - uh huh

Eric - another twomothers masterpiece girl

Kristin - i know. we are so churning it out today

Kristin - slingin' the slam.

Eric - like an all you can eat slam bar

Kristin - HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA.

Kristin - it could be a slamfet

Eric - HAHAHHAHAHA

Eric - you want some gravy with your slam?

Kristin - all you can eat $8.99

Kristin - slam is just never not funny.

Kristin - "you've got some slam in your teeth."

Kristin - (no, the other side0

Eric - HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Eric - *CRYING*

Eric - you've got a piece of slam in your hair

Kristin - "the slam goes in your MOUTH."

Eric - chew your slam

Eric - this is some GOOD slam

Kristin - soul slam

Eric - SOUL SLAM

Kristin - I

Kristin - KNOW

Kristin - cookin' up a messa soul slam

Eric - i don't know why i wasn't quicker on the draw with that

Kristin - you'll find these in the international slam aisle

Eric - uh huh

Eric - lookin for some asian slam

Eric - asians cook some good slam

Kristin - asian slam sounds REAL dirty

Eric - so does hispanic slam

Eric - maybe that's cause the hispanics are dirty

Eric - HAHAHAHHA

Kristin - HAHAHHAHAHAHAA.

Kristin - they like their slam spicy

Eric - spicy mexican slam

Kristin - *crying*

Kristin - this slam is kinda TANGY

Eric - sour slam

Kristin - slam stamps

Eric - GIRL!!!!!!!!!

Eric - FINGER

Eric - SLAM

Kristin - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHAHHA

Kristin - *CRYING*

Eric - RIGHT

Eric - NOW

Eric - ok, i'm sneakin out

Eric - slam right now

Eric - everyday

Eric - slam!...pass it on

Eric - bye girl

Kristin - kay

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