kristin - i would like to mention that i had to come back up here because some people don't know how to NOT put 50 staples in a voucher, all hidden, so that when i run it through the copier shit gets ripped & jammed. they also, apparently, are not aware of the wonders of scotch tape, and how if you tape a receipt down all the way, it will not get caught in the auto feed area.

kristin - so, i have to fix all of that shit, and then GO BACK DOWN to the copier.

eric - fuckers

kristin - i'm the #1 google for "black guy's porn names"

kristin - : D

eric - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

kristin - yeah.

kristin - thank you, i know.

kristin - i am so pleased.

eric - as you should be

eric - how do youknow this?

eric - from referrals to your diary?

kristin - it's on my referrers.

eric - so what else is going on over there girl?

kristin - yeah.

kristin - i'm about to fucking kill someone.

eric - hmmm..

kristin - i just saw two women RUNNING in high-heeled loafters and squealing.

eric - with a gun or with a knife?

kristin - there was a bee near them, i think.

eric - ahahahahhaah

kristin - then i had to ride the elevator with them, and the fat chick was all breathing hard.

eric - *gasp*

kristin - hee uh hee uh hee uh.

kristin - sooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kristin - move those hamhocks, girl.

eric - i gosta get my ass on this elevator too, *CLACK* OK?

eric - where's the party?

kristin - in my pants.

eric - it's right here!

eric - AH!

eric - my party is in my mouth

eric - everyones coming

kristin - hahahaaaa!

kristin - good one.

eric - seriously and fuck the timesheet people at (my work)

kristin - oh, what did those mothers do?

eric - i just got an email saying I didn't fill it out yesterday

kristin - haha. yeah. whatever.

eric - it was a warning saying i needed to fill it out and then attach a reason for why it's filled out late

kristin - tell them you wrote it down.

eric - so i said "i filled it out late because i forgot to fill it out in the first place."

kristin - haha.

kristin - yeah. whenever i have to do a revision explanation it's "made a mistake"

kristin - or "whoops"

kristin - or "entered incorrect hours"

eric - i just did "forgot to fill it out " : (

kristin - i should put like "i was playing with myself and filling it out at the same time, and i just got carried away..."

eric - i put in a smiley thing

kristin - oh, good.

eric - yeah, be all like "um..i was WHACKin off"

eric - (andersons voice)

kristin - "ya know, floggin' my log, and i hit tab when i didn't mean to."

eric - and then i tabbed myself

eric - hee hee

kristin - my ass is all i have to say

kristin - hahahhaaaaa. "i was cleaning my spooge off the keyboard, and accidentally saved the timesheet"

eric - the tab key now sticks...my bad

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Kristin - i went up to get a drink at the bar, and he happened to be @ a stool right next to an open spot.

Kristin - where i went to stand & wait for phil (the bartender)

Kristin - he said something to me, and we started talking.

Kristin - he said that he had seen me before, but was afraid to come talk to me because he thought i looked "bitchy"

Eric - YAY!!!

Kristin - and, again on saturday, he said i have a kind of "fuck off" look about me.

Kristin - :-D

Kristin - haha.

Kristin - i know.

Eric - "well, that's probably because i wanted a lot of people around me to 'fuck off'"

Kristin - THANK

Kristin - YOU

Kristin - i am goign to smoke.

Eric - good good

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