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WE ARE SUPER RETARDED

2003-11-05, 12:15 p.m.

ON GETTING SICK:

Eric - this sudden drop in temp that is about to occur is not going to be fun for the body re: colds and general sickness

kristin - yeah, well guess what? i am not getting sick no matter what.

Eric - flu shot?

Eric - or iron will?

kristin - will of iron

kristin - and maybe flu shot but probably not because i am a lazy procrastinating bitch

ON CREDIT CHECKS:

kristin - my credit is total shit right now i really worry that i won't be able to get an apartment

Eric - i was worried about that here actually

Eric - but since i just got a new credit card i figured it was better than before

kristin - yeah, i was gonna say.

kristin - okay, a song:

kristin - my credit is bad

kristin - it makes me sad

kristin - i suck with money

kristin - it's so not funny

kristin - my credit is bad

kristin - i'm so not glad

kristin - i suck with money

kristin - oh fucking well.

Eric - hahahhaha

Eric - right

Eric - OH

Eric - FUCKING

Eric - WELL

kristin - yeah.

kristin - i mean, crazy freaks with no credit history, or repos & shit can get loans & what have you, and everyone has to live somewhere, etc., so imma just go live in public housing.

kristin - or perhaps go to another country.

kristin - or lie on my application (LIKE A RUG!!!)

Eric - i don't think you'll have a problem getting an apartment

kristin - really?

kristin - well, that makes me feel better.

kristin - i'm hungry.

Eric - shut up

kristin - about what?

Eric - were you being snotty to my "i'm sure you'll get an apartment" comment?

kristin - no.

Eric - oh ok

Eric - but seroiusly

Eric - i think you'll be fine

kristin - yes probably.

kristin - who knows.

kristin - i jsut bounce checks and don't pay my bills. i'm sure rental people don't really care about that, though.

Eric - No

ON GOING TO KOKO�S A DELI OWNED BY KOREAN MOTHERS:

Eric - you should learn how to say hi in korean

kristin - hahha.

kristin - oh god.

Eric - freak 'em out

Eric - although i think i remember my friend Minji saying that there really wans't a direct "hi" equivelant in Korean

Eric - you use a greeting depending on the day/who it is/how formal, etc. etc.

Eric - you know how they do with the rules

kristin - man, asian people <3 rules every day

Eric - yeah they do

Eric - STRUCTURE!!!!!!!!!

Eric - FAMILY HONOR!!!!!!!

kristin - MAKE EVERYTHING POINTY!

kristin - AND LINE-Y

kristin - AND THIN!

Eric - yes

Eric - BLACK, BONE-STRAIGHT HAIR!

Eric - EVERYONE!

Eric - PLAY THE VIOLIN!

kristin - HAHAHHAHAHHA!

kristin - LIVE TO BE REALLY OLD!

kristin - BOW ALL THE TIME!

Eric - where red satin!

Eric - WEAR RED SATIN

Eric - (STOOPID)

kristin - MAKE CRAZY ART WITH CRANES ALL IN IT!

kristin - BAMBOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric - PORCELIN!!!

kristin - MAKE UP YOUR OWN NEW YEAR!

kristin - HEY LADIES!!!! SHUFFLE AROUND A LOT!

Eric - WOODEN PLATFORM SANDALS!!!!!!!!!

kristin - SIT ON THE FLOOR!

Eric - TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF

kristin - MAKE CRAZY PORN CARTOONS!

Eric - ONE WORD!!!! ELECTRONICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kristin - ONE WORD! CARS!

Eric - TWO WORDS: MARTIAL ARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kristin - ONE WORD: RICE!

Eric - oooh

Eric - good one

Eric - SCHOOL GIRL UNIFORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kristin - VIDEO GAMES!

kristin - TONS OF PEOPLE IN A HELLA SMALL PLACE WOO!

Eric - PING PONG!!!!!!!

Eric - RIDING BICYCLES!!!!!!!!!!

kristin - HAHAHHAHHAHHHAA!

kristin - LAST NAME HO!

kristin - LAST NAME LEE!

kristin - LET'S GO!

kristin - HO!

Eric - FIRST NAME LEE

Eric - BOTH NAMES LI

Eric - KIM!

kristin - HAHAHHA!

kristin - DRY CLEANING1

Eric - LIQUOR STORE!!!!!!!!!!!

kristin - YIP!

Eric - go on vacation and FILM EVERYTHING!!!!!!

kristin - HAHAHA!

kristin - DISNEY!

Eric - HELLO KITTY!!!!!!!

kristin - GELATIN!

Eric - FISH!!!!!!!!!

kristin - hahhaha.

kristin - totally

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