Eric - i dunno if mom and dad are ready for K and E concentrate for over 24 hours

Eric - it could get messy

kristin - <3 <3 <3

kristin - it will be a pretty mess, though.

Eric - yes

Eric - V. pretty

kristin - i was just downstairs, and this guy, old guy, tom, said "you look pretty today kristin"

Eric - so i have x-2 and finding nemo in my possessin

kristin - and i'm like ???????????????????? but of course i said thank you.

Eric - dr. c took Xmess vaca home with him

kristin - right right.

kristin - x-2 all the time.

Eric - i think m and d would like it too

kristin - tonya tonya tonya

Eric - i wasn't all that jazzed for xmess vaca for some reason

kristin - michelle tamika and tonya.

Eric - wanna ride this train

kristin - yes your entry was all TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS what with the songs + the metro.

kristin - *cracks whip*

kristin - isn't there a whip crack after "wanna ride this train"

Eric - yup

Eric - a big ol fallic entry

Eric - nah

Eric - at least not to my knowledge

kristin - aw damn.

Eric - so we need a new licoln navigator (as if you didn't alrady know)

Eric - i saw the commercial for them this morning

Eric - they come with a THX soundsystem

kristin - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric - sandstorm on THX everyday and night forever and ever

kristin - AMEN.

kristin - we would literally take the fucking paint off the road with a navigator ALL THE TIME and i want a CREAM one. that is almost white but really it's creamish, kinda like how tracy's lexus was.

kristin - you know.

Eric - oh i know

kristin - man, i just got really excited about THX sandstorm.

Eric - with dubs on it

Eric - that spin when you're not mocing

Eric - moving

kristin - omg. with like 72" rims.

Eric - yeah

Eric - OOOH

kristin - and those blue headlights how they do.

Eric - like bigfoot tires

kristin - and NEON NEON NEON from the underneath.

kristin - someone give these girls some damn money.

kristin - dammit.

Eric - honestly

kristin - so we can ice everything out EVERYTHING.

Eric - EVERY.THING.

Eric - i want iced out contacts

kristin - coffee mugs, shower doors, i mean to say everything.

kristin - AHAHAHHAHAH!

kristin - if you had iced out contacts i wouldn't even be here.

kristin - oh and what about we would have to rig our escalade so that when you turn it on it does the THX sound like at the movies.

Eric - oh totally

Eric - we could rig thta

kristin - mm hm.

kristin - and tell me every day about how dj irene on the thx, and we would be bald.

Eric - and our horn will be, of course, an air horn

Eric - with no eyebrows/eyelashes

kristin - of course.

kristin - yes.

Eric - and it would look like we just got botox

kristin - we will look like the matrix w/o the goo

Eric - yup

kristin - with iced out contacts.

kristin - we would finally look like the alternate life forms we really are.

Eric - cyborgs

kristin - yes.

kristin - for some reason i really want blue hair.

kristin - BLUE. HAIR. a blue fucking flip hairdo.

Eric - yes

kristin - tower records, here i come.

Eric - for blue hair

kristin - mm hm.

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