Kristin - what about dad told me that he mentioned his & mom's race. drag race. with low-end torque.

Eric - yeah he did

Eric - i said that you should be the girl in the middle with the hankerchief

Eric - and capri pants

Kristin - YES YES YES.

Kristin - around my neck and then WHAMMO whip it off and DOUBLE ARM CIRCLE GO!

Kristin - and then turn around so everyone can see how i have junk in my trunk

Eric - yes

Eric - and also get an airhorn

Kristin - no joke.

Kristin - tell me though about low-end torque

Kristin - did he explain what the whole deal is with this because mom wants a porche cayanne.

Kristin - so if she wins the race, she gets one.

Kristin - i believe that's how it all started.

Eric - shut up

Kristin - no i am so serious

Eric - dad was like "she's seeing way too many car commercials"

Kristin - too much football watching. that's what it is.

Eric - that too

Eric - if mom gets a porche cayenne, i'll eat my hat

Kristin - commercials = TRUCK SUV TRUCK TRUCK LEVITRA TRUCK CAR TRUCK BEER BEER TRUCK BEER TRUCK LEVITRA

Kristin - that's why mother has seen so many car commercials, because she is watching football, and the games are basically an advertisement for boners and hauling stuff.

Eric - right

Eric - have you seen the new commerical for "natural male enhancement"

Kristin - yeah.

Eric - man

Eric - so remember that job for a personnel assistant?

Eric - well, the job posting became active again

Eric - and the announcement closes 1/28

Kristin - mm hm.

Eric - so imma talk to my girl Carolyn today

Kristin - good stuff.

Eric - i'm trying to clean up my docments and put them in folders

Eric - so i don't have a list of things that i have to scroll through

Eric - it's all about the folders

Kristin - did you read pork's entry?

Eric - YES

Eric - i was going to call you

Kristin - OMG OMG OMG

Kristin - the ladyfriend.

Eric - i read it last night

Kristin - the breakup?

Kristin - i guess.

Eric - bye bye ladyfriend

Kristin - poor mo.

Kristin - i feel so bad.

Eric - :'(

Kristin - for him i mean.

Kristin - i know right?

Eric - right

Kristin - i would leave him a warm fuzzy comment, but i think better just to be funny.

Kristin - say something funny, kristin.

Kristin - okay, i will.

Eric - yeah, i was going ot write something sappy as well

Eric - about he is the bobby to my whitney

Eric - but i didn't

Kristin - NO YOU SHOULD WRITE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kristin - EXACTLY THAT.

Kristin - BOLD FONT+7 EXCLAMATION!

Eric - and then at the end be like "and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always LOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE YOOOOOOOUUUUUU"

Kristin - YES

Kristin - and then i'll be like: (dolly parton version) and. i......will a-ahahlways. love. you.

Kristin - oh. i.

Kristin - will always. love you.

Eric - *lip quivering*

Kristin - YES.

Kristin - do it.

Kristin - quick so i can put mine right after yours.

Eric - ok hold on

Eric - done

Kristin - me too

Kristin - god we fucking rule.

Kristin - http://porktornado.diaryland.com/comments/1073429117.html

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