Eric - so you know how my cd player would go down randomly in volume when i was walking home?

Eric - yaeh, figured out it wa sbecause of hte extree cold it was being subjected to

Eric - cause if i carry it in my pocket and have my warm ass hand on it, it doesn't do it

Eric - it no likey the cold

Kristin - aw. it should move to arizona.

Kristin - be a snowbird.

Kristin - you know. get a motor home, etc.

Eric - let's become snow birds girl

Kristin - okay. let's do.

Kristin - where do you wanna fly to in the winter time?

Eric - get ready yuma, cause here we come

Kristin - AGAIN.

Eric - and AGAIN

Eric - ....and again.

Kristin - yes. first things first: we need to get some visors.

Eric - and blinders

Eric - and the ability to keep our mouths wide open for long periods of time while people are explaining things

Kristin - and some of those "...and all i got was this stupid t-shirt" t-shirts

Kristin - HAHAHHAHHAHA.

Eric - fannypacks girl

Kristin - sidebar: dad keeps getting mail about dementia.

Eric - it's probably for mom

Kristin - HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

Eric - *smoking*

Eric - i think imma bark like a dog all night

Eric - hey eric!

Eric - WOOF

Eric - everybody: ?

Kristin - YES.

Kristin - do it do it do it.

Eric - somebody: you wanna drink

Eric - me; AR AR AR AR AR

Kristin - RAWR!

Kristin - what noises should i do today?

Kristin - i know i know.

Kristin - got it.

Kristin - i'll just go AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Eric - and then run into a wall

Kristin - any time anyone talks to me.

Kristin - no no. i'll slap myself in the forehead.

Eric - or just make your knees collapse

Kristin - kristin, what do you want to drink? "aaaaaaaaah! *smack*"

Kristin - yeah i don't need to make them do that.

Kristin - they kinda do it on their own.

Eric - right, well then just let it happen

Kristin - the best part about me carrying a suitcase? hitting myself in the back of the knee so that it gives out a little bit and i stumble.

Kristin - repeatedly

Kristin - and often.

Eric - right

Eric - two steps *BAM*

Eric - shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, *BAM....DAMNIT

Kristin - i know.

Kristin - step step step *clonk* "CRAP!"

Eric - clack clack clack *BOOF* MOTHER FUCKER

Kristin - clomp clomp clomp clomp *BIFF* "UUUUUUUUUUH!" *CRAZY LAUGH*

Eric - *BIFF*

Kristin - yeah.

Kristin - what about "sixes and sevens"

Eric - BOK BOK BOK *SPLUNK*

Kristin - in my entry today.

Eric - what about that

Eric - clap clap clap

Kristin - curtsey

Kristin - and a full one too

Eric - ludmila style

Kristin - a full on ukranian prima ballerina swan lake forehead to the floor, spasiba

Eric - h8 you

Kristin - more

Kristin - man you would've loved the german informerical channel.

Eric - i love the full blown mouth open, orgasmic thing she does as she's doing it

Kristin - talkin about shizen hisne housen SEXY shtolingen frach

Kristin - it was an ab exerciser commercial.

Eric - oh shit

Eric - shiza

Eric - or whatever

Eric - gluten verksin ein standin

Kristin - and then there was one show that said "and now it's time to make your peepees or your poopoos because captain shmo mo is coming on next."

Eric - shut the fuck up

Kristin - NO I AM SO SERIOUS

Eric - SHUT

Eric - THE

Eric - FUCK

Eric - UP

Kristin - it was on this show called eurotrash

Eric - AH

Eric - we need to move to LONDON

Eric - AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Eric - *CRAZY LAUGH*

Eric - NOW

Kristin - AND THIS GIRL WITH BIG OLD TITTIES NAMED LOLO WAS ON THERE AND THERE WAS A DRAG QUEEN AS HER IN DRAG AND THEN A GUY JUST DRESSED UP LIKE A GIRL WITH BIG OLD TITTIES BUT HE HAD A BEARD AND IT WAS THE BEST SHOW EVER BECAUSE IN BETWEEN CLIPS THEY WOULD SHOW A LITTLE BIT OF HER AND THEY DOCTORED IT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HER BOOBS EXPLODED.

Kristin - AND THEN I DID THE CRAZY LAUGH.

Eric - man i hate america

Kristin - and the guy was french somehow. and they woudl be like 'LOLA (drag version of lolo) SAY HELLO TO OUR BRITISH FRIENDS."

Kristin - I WAS LIKE "AND THE AMERICANS TOO BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!"

Eric - i can't get "if i had a hammer" out o fmy head

Eric - someone get me a hammer

Kristin - I LUV U GUYZ

Eric - i'm takin it to my skull

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