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HAM JACKER

2004-02-02, 3:05 p.m.

Eric - so what else is shakin and rollin

Kristin - fuck all

Kristin - i think cranky mother is my favorite move.

Kristin - that or exploding cracker

Eric - i think mine is exploding cracker

Eric - o-ring spinster would be good too

Kristin - ham jacker

Eric - HAHAHAHHAHAH

Eric - ham slammer

Kristin - ham sledger

Kristin - ham jacker, though.

Kristin - that's really good

Eric - bar none

Kristin - man i'm in the worst mood.

Kristin - uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

Kristin - not even your sandwich story made me laugh.

Kristin - which is highly unusual

Eric - i was tryin girl

Eric - i thought it was funny

Eric - and i know under teh right circumstances you would have as well

Kristin - it is funny. i'm just not laughing.

Kristin - unfortunately.

Eric - just think of parton butts doin a ham jacker

Kristin - i'm tryin'

Kristin - what woudl your mxc name be?

Kristin - oh wait.

Kristin - what would your team be?

Eric - the janitors

Eric - i'd be Sloppy Mop

Kristin - haha.

Kristin - right.

Eric - and yourself

Kristin - professional roller skaters

Kristin - and i would be hm...

Eric - Rubber Bumper

Eric - Rinky Slicks

Eric - Jasmine Falls

Kristin - naw. hm. lindee keys

Eric - you gotta say though, those are some pretty good names

Kristin - yeah yeah they are.

Kristin - the naw i typed just after rubber bumper, then didn't change it.

Eric - i have a fucktasic meeting to attend

Eric - i will talk to you latra

Kristin - oh right now?

Kristin - okay.

Eric - sending my hearts your way girl

Kristin - later then, tomater

Eric - and some funny

Kristin - okay

In other news, I need to stop taking Diet Cokes that do not belong to me. It is becoming a habit. In all fairness, I have not had one in a really long time, and they appeared to be leftovers from some sort of company function. Oh well. At least my work phone is now functioning. All I have left to do is unpack. Too bad there are no keys for my cabinets and drawers. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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