kristin - hey guess what happens when you don't drink coffee or anything caffeinated or whatever for like 4 days, and then you drink a starbucks doubleshot?

Eric - you become a ball of fire?

Eric - or a beam of light

kristin - a ball of flaming light

kristin - with a ponytail

Eric - uh huh

kristin - hurtling towards the sun like a deathtrap

kristin - (i don't even know what that means)

Eric - GO!

Eric - s'all good

kristin - i know honestly

Eric - k, so i heated up the trader Joe chicken noodle soup i bought

Eric - it sucks

kristin - ass

Eric - ugh, i'm so not pleased

Eric - it came highly recommended

kristin - oh what do they know?

Eric - absolutely nothing

Eric - they said it was herby

Eric - if ass were an herb, then maybe

kristin - herby

kristin - OH

kristin - HAHAH

kristin - as in herbs

kristin - not the name

kristin - herby

kristin - Herby

kristin - i'm all "herby???"

Eric - hahahha

Eric - right

Eric - yeah

Eric - as in "made of herbs"

Eric - and the taste thereof

kristin - thank you

kristin - the "h" is silent

kristin - unless you are martha stewart

Eric - i totally meant to watch the "made" episode last night with that chick that wanted to be a broadway dancer

kristin - AW

kristin - ooooooooh

kristin - and i saw a preview for the stagemom thingy on bravo

Eric - RIGHT NOW

kristin - yep

Eric - you're four years old...ACT LIKE IT

Eric - i love it

Eric - i seriously can't wait

Eric - OH

Eric - and May 10th

kristin - mm hm

Eric - ANTM Reunion show

Eric -

kristin - SHUT

kristin - UP

Eric - I

Eric - WOULDN'T

Eric - JOKE

kristin - I

kristin - KNOW

kristin - YOU

kristin - WOULDN'T

Eric - ugh

Eric - so do you think you'd be able to trip these trips to france girl

kristin - no

Eric - bugaw

kristin - yeah tell me about it

Eric - the moisturizer, when used after i shave (which is when i use it) creates the sensation of my face being burned off

Eric - i always fear putting it on

kristin - for the flesh eating virus factor

Eric - uh huh

Eric - stings like a mo

Eric - oil of olay does not

kristin - i don't use any moisturizer

kristin - because you know what i say to my face?

kristin - f.u. buddy

Eric - my face is all kinds of dry

Eric - turn ons include flaking, and feeling like a dried out rubber band

kristin - turn offs include smooth skin

kristin sends:

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kristin - ugh

kristin - sorry

kristin - i didn't really mean to do that

kristin - but there you go anyway

Eric - thanks girl

Eric - i was like ?

Transfer of shared background is complete.

Eric - and there it is

kristin - yeah

kristin - my fingers went crazy

kristin - i'm surprised i didn't poke someone in the eye

Eric - or yourself

kristin - seriously

kristin - i almost just did it again

kristin - my nails are outta control

kristin - did i tell you that i french tyaped them?

Eric - put corks on 'em

Eric - no

kristin - hahahahahaha

kristin - kristin korknails

Eric - uh huh

Eric - "she'll stop your wine from flowin"

Eric - "and hold your pictures with a simple tack"

kristin - hahahah

Eric - "she's kriiistiiiiiiiiiiiiiin korknails"

kristin - hahahaha

kristin - honestly

Eric - and I'll be "corky mccorkerson"

kristin - well, you can be tacky tackstein

Eric - i'm corky and kwarky

kristin - haha

Eric - tacky tackenstein

Eric - or tackenberg

kristin - tacky yuckenberg

Eric - finkle steinberg

Eric - what about mary saying "he's not here today because he's a Jew."

Eric - i almost collapsed

kristin - flawless

Eric - i was laughing so hard and she totally didn't get it

kristin - oh i'm sure she didn't

Eric - not at all

Eric - what about Conafuckinliza rice

Eric - she's testifying giving all these "i don't recall" kind of responses

kristin - what about it

kristin - oh jesus

kristin - of course she is

kristin - when i read that she was gonna, i was like HERE COME THE RONALD REGAN ANSWERS "i don't recall...i don't remember...i don't know....i really can't say...."

kristin - (pssst...that's secret code for "i/we did bad things.")

Eric - uh huh

Eric - ladies and germs bring your shovels

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