Kitten: why can't we have chickens?
Kitten: mom needs to get some.
Kitten: they can scratch around & make me eggs.
Cupcake: and provide hours of entertainment
Kitten: yes!

Cupcake: scary like a swedish film
Kitten: oh man.
Kitten: goddamn ingmar bergman
Cupcake: seriously
Cupcake: enough
Kitten: go eat some lingonberries and stop wasting my time.
Cupcake: for real...go stand outside in the cold and shut up
Cupcake: eat a meatball
Kitten: give yourself a massage
Kitten: juggle some herring or something.

Kitten: god, it's rough being so fabulous.
Cupcake: it is girl
Cupcake: it's a full time job
Cupcake: i don't know how you juggle both
Kitten: well.
Kitten: it's my cross to bear
Kitten: just call me jesus
Cupcake: i will girl
Kitten: oh good

Kitten: this girl on the elevator was just STARING AT ME
Kitten: i didn't look her way, though.
Cupcake: good for you
Kitten: if she wants to look, that's her business.
Cupcake: it's true
Kitten: i was busy playing with my bracelet
Kitten: it makes really excellent tinkly fairy noises if you jiggle it around
Cupcake: OH YEAH
Cupcake: good call
Kitten: so, i'm always taking it of and going *shaky shaky shaky*, and then i go: :-)
Cupcake: the soothing sounds of kristin's braclet
Kitten: that's right.
Kitten: i should do workshops.
Kitten: go to the cancer wards
Kitten: you know.
Cupcake: be a candy striper girl
Kitten: i'll be a candy stripper
Cupcake: yes

Cupcake: dong
Cupcake: that's such a funny word
Kitten: DONG
Kitten: i know
Cupcake: i need to say it more often
Kitten: dong
Kitten: gong
Kitten: fong
Cupcake: schlong
Kitten: prong
Cupcake: thong
Kitten: bong
Kitten: are you going through the alphabet right now?
Cupcake: ggggggeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
Kitten: because i am
Kitten: pong
Kitten: long
Kitten: kong
Cupcake: mong
Cupcake: nong
Cupcake: oong
Cupcake: it's more like 0-ong
Cupcake: it sounds like mandarin
Kitten: song
Kitten: tong
Kitten: juang
Kitten: we need to drop some forks & name some babies

Kitten: and, without further ado, a story from The Flowers. it's about these 2 people that are in her group, and sit right next to her.
Cupcake: yay
Kitten:
E=Ed
W=his wife
They have two phones going at the same time for a conference call, and they're in cubes right next to one another, separated by a really short cube wall. Neither one of them has their phone muted.
W: This is Carol
WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (feedback)
E: TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!
WEEEEEEOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
E: JESUS CHRIST!
WEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE
(The Flowers is laughing maniacally)
(Ed mutes his phone)
W: Hi, this is Carol
WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Flowers had to leave.

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