Inspired by this piece from the Home Shopping Network�s online store:

Cupcake & Kitten (aka Eric & Kristin, aka epeter2025 & kristintracy) do their impression of the HSN host, crew & callers:

Cupcake says: you can't beat that price girl

Cupcake says: that's quality

Kitten says: haha.

Cupcake says: craftsmanship

Kitten says: it's true.

Kitten says: look at the jade, eric.

Kitten says: look at the detail...

Cupcake says: you could just eat it

Cupcake says: that's how good it looks

Kitten says: if you have those jade earrings we had on earlier, this is going to go perfectly with them.

Kitten says: mix and match your jades.

Cupcake says: hahahahhahaha

Cupcake says: asian is a VERY big theme this season

Kitten says: and, look at all those gems.

Cupcake says: this is genuine leather

Kitten says: i mean, a whole CIRCLE of simluated diamonds.

Cupcake says: it also gives you that faux alligator or crocodile skin look

Cupcake says: which is SO in right now

Kitten says: you're not going to find this in the store, ladies.

Kitten says: but it is on ALL the runways this fall...

Cupcake says: no, no your not kristin, and i'm glad you brought that up

Kitten says: eric, do we have anyone on the line?

Cupcake says: because this would retail at 135

Cupcake says: which is a steal

Cupcake says: yes we do, we have Brandine on line 2...she's ordered one in every color

Kitten says: but, then, who am i talking to? i know that our shoppers are the smartest shoppers out there, but i still have to tell you guys.

Kitten says: ooooh, brandine? are you there?

Brandine says: yes i'm here

Brandine says: hi

Brandine says: can you hear me?

Kitten says: wait.

Kitten says: hold on.

Cupcake says: Brandine, your gonna have to turn your TV down ok?

Kitten says: thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks, brandine, how are you today, sweety?

Brandine says: oh i'm just fine. i love watching your program.

Brandine says: and those watches just caught my eye

Brandine says: i said to myself 'those are for you, brandine'

Kitten says: i'm sure they did. how long have you been shopping with us, brandine?

Brandine says: since about 2001

Brandine says: it's been a couple of years now

Brandine says: i wasn't able to get you guys since i didn't have cable television until several years ago and boy am i glad i did

Kitten says: well, brandine, tell me, did you happen to catch the jade earrings we had on earlier? the jade bead earring set?

Brandine says: that pink is just wonderful.

Brandine says: yes i did.

Brandine says: it's on the way

Brandine says: lol

Kitten says: that rose jade.

Kitten says: it's my favorite, too.

Brandine says: and i'm a big fan of crystals and quartz

Brandine says: this just fits so perfectly

Brandine says: tell me, is Anthony going to be on today?

Brandine says: i love his clothes

Kitten says: oh, well, you know what, he is going to be on RIGHT after we finish our Jade Mist collection here in the next hour

Brandine says: and i love the fact that theycome in 3XL

Brandine says: well, i just wanted to tell you guys how much i enjoyed watching

Kitten says: anthony is such a sweetheart.

Brandine says: can i say hi to my kids?

Kitten says: yes, we're so glad you called, brandine.

Kitten says: oh, of course.

Kitten says: what are their names?

Brandine says: justine and richard

Brandine says: hi kids!

Brandine says: mom will be out of the big house soon, ok

Kitten says: aw, justine and richard.

Kitten says: you know, brandine, that you would use your phone call to talk to us here at hsn really makes my day

Kitten says: brandine...we're losing you...

Brandine says: bless your hearts

Brandine says: can you h....

Brandine says: *click*

Cupcake says: aw...i think we lost her

Kitten says: whew!

Cupcake says: such a sweet lady

Kitten says: yes, i think so. and, my, isn't she?

Kitten says: this is totally going on the two mothers site right now...

Cupcake says: oh man

Kitten says: i've already uploaded the watch picture.

Cupcake says: i was DYING over here

Cupcake says: i couldn't control myself

Cupcake says: it was perfect

Cupcake says: *end scene*

Cupcake says: we're so flawless

Kitten says: okay, stop typing for a sec so i can copy & paste..

FIN

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