Kristin - the dividing thing is up, and you should see it. it looks HIlarious.

Eric - HI-lariou?

Kristin - high-larious. like hilarious

Eric - yeah, i know

Kristin - oh.

Kristin - yeah. it makes my space look even smaller than it is.

Kristin - which is funny.

Eric - fabulous

Eric - put up crate paper and stuf

Eric - turn that mother out

Kristin - decorate it.

Kristin - posters & whatnot.

Eric - yes

Eric - disco ball

Eric - strobe light

Eric - poster of wonder woman

Eric - i just farted and now my cube smells like brocolli

Eric - luckily it's around lunchtime so pepole probably think it's someones microwaved thing

Kristin - AHHAHHAHAA!

Eric - seriously though, that shit slide out all silent and warm-like

Eric - i knew it was gonna be trouble

Eric - ...and it as

Eric - was

Eric - the cube walls are kinda low too and i seit arounda whole bunch ofpepole so i cannot imagine they didn't get a good whiff of it

Kristin - :-$

Kristin - (holding my breath for them)

Eric - you should be

Eric - the office suddenly smells like chinatown

Kristin - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Eric - fo real

Eric - my nizzle

Kristin - fo shizzle.

Eric - hahahhahahha

Eric - hahahhahahahhaahhhhaha

Eric - mothers just walked by and said "hmmm..what's that smell?"

Eric - other mother said "i don't know, smells like chinese food doesn't it?"

Eric - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Eric - it's my asshole you bitches!

Kristin - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHHAAA!

Kristin - AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Eric - *crazy laugh*

Kristin - you should've been like "i think it's beef and broccoli with brown sauce."

Eric - AAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhh

Eric - "sweet and sour pork"

Kristin - "buddhas delight"

Eric - it's the poo poo platter

Eric - i feel another round of beef and broccoli coming on

Eric - look out folks

Kristin - let er rip

Eric - it's time for leftovers

Kristin - nuke it.

Eric - hahahhaa

Eric - it's nuked

Kristin - uh oh

Eric - and more powerful then the last batch

Eric - it had more simmering time

Kristin - leftovers have more time to marinate.

Eric - this has a bite to it

Kristin - i'm sure there's a straw mushroom cloud over your cube.

Eric - *looking up*

Eric - yup

Eric - they're going to have to have another "emergency shelter" drill

Eric - jesus

Eric - leftovert part trois

Kristin - wha?

Kristin - ooooooooooooh no.

Kristin - cut it.

Eric - it's cut

Eric - man

Eric - my ass is hot and stinky

Eric - it has to be the ground beef

Eric - i haven't had it in SOOOOOOOO long

Kristin - probably.

Kristin - you're gonna shit a rainbow soon.

Kristin - the broccoli bombs were just prep for what's to come.

Eric - man i hope i'm home when it hits

Eric - which should hopefully be soon.

Kristin - naw. i think you need to show the work bathroom who is boss.

Kristin - and it ain't mona.

Kristin - it's YOUR ASS!!!

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