kristin - my emu & your chicken both kinda have the same look.

Eric - yup

kristin - "yeeeeeeeeees?"

Eric - head tilted to teh same side

Eric - like they're lookin at eachother

kristin - yeah. all "hey, what's the haps, you?"

Eric - the chicken is lookin up at the emu like "so, we're family right?"

kristin - and the emu's all "man, your topknot thing RULES. mine is kinda sparce & lame."

Eric - chicken: yeah, it's cool, but your beak is super

kristin - OMG! thanks!

kristin - and the emu "maybe i should sit down, because am i making you nervous towering over you, etc?"

Eric - "yeah, have a seat"

kristin - kay

Eric - note to kristin: find hugh grants house and super stalk it

kristin - NOTE TO KRISTIN FIND AND TRAP JAMIE OLIVER AND EWAN MACGREGGOR HELLO!!!!

Eric - & Madonnas house

Eric - yes

Eric - tell Ewan he was supposed to call me

kristin - kay will do.

kristin - i plan to also find anthony hopkins. he should not be too tough to wrassle.

kristin - he's an old mo.

Eric - and let prince william know that i've got a space for him in my pants

kristin - OMG.

kristin - sorry.

kristin - big willie style = KRISTIN

Eric - i'll cut ya

kristin - i'll play (the tape of our 1989 dance/gymnastics recital)

kristin - FOR THAT MOTHER FROM THE GUARDIAN YOU KNOW I WILL!

Eric - we need dates/times/locations

Kristin - eric, we need traps.

Eric - and traps

Eric - and airhorns

Kristin - i'll bring the titties.

Eric - flawless

Eric - i'll bring me

Kristin - perfection.

Eric - and you bring you

Kristin - kay, can do.

Kristin - O

Eric - so we need home base

Kristin - M

Kristin - G

Eric - yeah

Eric - right now

Eric - i hope he realizes

Eric - as far as the fact that we WILL go meet this mother

Eric - and we WILL take off time to go and hump his leg

Kristin - oh jesus.

Kristin - sweet mother of christ.