Eric - man oh man

Eric - i forgot to tell you this story

Eric - actually i couldn't cause i was in the other building

kristin - kay

Eric - this chick that i've been working with (hardcore MD girl)

Eric - a mustang drivin, ocean city going kinda gal

Eric - i put her @ a harsh lookin 48

Eric - anyway

kristin - *on the phone hold on a sec*

Eric - she comes in and says the washington post has a special on her son in the PG County section

Eric - k

kristin - kay go

Eric - right

Eric - so you got the firs tpart?

kristin - yeah yeah.

Eric - so she slaps teh PG County section on my desk and proudly says "there it is, read it quick and give it back"

Eric - me: ok

Eric - so i look on teh cover and there's this tard in a basketball uniform

Eric - immediately i realize this isn't going to be pretty and i will probably feel the need to laugh

kristin - OMG

Eric - so the story goes like this: mother is on the varsity basketball team at some high school where, if the team is getting slaughetered (which always happens)

Eric - they'll put him in for the last minute or two of teh game

Eric - mother walks with crutches, but can't use them on the court so he just stand there by teh basket while the other four members of the team play defense and if they happen to get the ball they try to give it to him to make a shot every once and a while

kristin - HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Eric - well, after two seasons of this bitch made his first and only basket

kristin - *CRYING*

Eric - quote from teh tard: "i just want to make it to the NBA"

Eric - that's all he wants girl, a shot in the NBA

kristin - AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHHA

Eric - so i have this thing on my desk and i'm reading it looking at this mother all cross-eyed with his terry cloth headband on

Eric - trying SOOOO hard to contain myself

Eric - and they interviewed the mom and she was saying how when he was young he had this thing that helped him breathe at home and there were times when he wouldn't breathe for like 24 min at a time

Eric - quote from the mom: you just had to walk by and tap him on the bottom of his foot, he'd start back up again

Eric - mom: you get used to it

Eric - omg girl

kristin - TAP HIM ON THE FOOT

Eric - you don't understand

Eric - yeah, i dunno

kristin - yes i do.

Eric - loride

kristin - words that rhyme with "roll"

kristin - GO

Eric - pole

Eric - poll

Eric - goal

Eric - smoll (british version of small)

kristin - hahaha.

Eric - bowl

Eric - hole

kristin - kay got it.

kristin - i'm writing a rap-a-gram

Eric - to who?

Eric - gtram?

kristin - i love how you don't even question why i need rhyming words.

Eric - nope

Eric - doesn't matter

Eric - cause we go off on rhyming tangent not infrequently

Eric - i just figured it was about that time again

kristin - hahah. true.

kristin - rap-a-gram inspired by this article:

kristin - http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A38145-2004Feb12.html

Eric - SHUT

Eric - UP

kristin - I

kristin - KNOW

Eric - i want Jay-Z to send me a rap-o-gram

Eric - or just walk behind me while he sings big pimpin

kristin - oooooooooooooooh.

kristin - do you like that new song.

kristin - something about change your clothes or whatever/

kristin - with farrell, i think.

Eric - the one you were talking about ?

kristin - what one?

Eric - will farrell?

kristin - no the guy farrell, who sings "beautiful" with snoop dogg.

Eric - oh

kristin - farel, farrel, something. i don't know how to spell it.

Eric - you were talking about a song in your entry a couple of days ago

kristin - *smoking*

Eric - k

kristin - hm. OH NO THAT'S BIG BOI OF OUTKAST

Eric - gotcha

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