Eric - so, diet coke with lime GO!

Kristin - SO GOOD.

Kristin - SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD

Eric - yup

Kristin - almost, but not quite as good as your entry

Eric - the need to make that shit in cans now and sell the 12 packs

Eric - did you like it?

Kristin - i was laughing so hard.

Eric - "i'm familiar with the coupon"

Kristin - HAHHAHA.

Kristin - I KNOW

Eric - don't pretend like i don't know about the coupon my friend

Kristin - seriously

Eric - riiight

Kristin - yeah. i got kicked off

Eric - uh huh

Eric - this telcon is retarded

Eric - "hey schmo, introduce yourself"

Eric - "I'm glad we're getting to meet"

Eric - me: ?

Kristin - haha.

Kristin - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah

Eric - i just had the best conversation ever

Kristin - HAHHA.

Kristin - awesome.

Kristin - shoot:

Eric - me: is this person still the contact for the Eastern Region

Eric - them: she's dead.

Kristin - HAHAHHAHHAHA.

Eric - so that's a no then?

Kristin - i'm guessing.

Eric - yeah

Eric - i didn't sak

Eric - ask

Eric - i just left it at "she's dead"

Kristin - which was exactly the right thing to do.

Eric - yup

Eric - it says it all

Kristin - there is no perfecter answer/end to a conversation than "s/he's dead"

Eric - nope

Eric - none

Eric - perfecter

Kristin - yes. i mean, what i'm saying here is that there should be a superlative form of perfect. i know i know that meaning of perfect would imply that you can't get better, but i disagree.

Kristin - it should be just like "good better best" - "perfect perfecter perfectest"

Eric - it's like the infinity of perfection

Kristin - the asymptote to perfection

Kristin - but, that would be NOT perfect which isn't what i mean. that would be just shy of pefect.

Eric - uh huh

Eric - ass-im-tote

Kristin - assSYAMPtot

Eric - tote

Eric - speaking of tote

Eric - i got the free Details totebag that you get when you subscrib

Kristin - yeah

Eric - tell me why it smells like cheap plastic and vinyl

Kristin - because it's a free fucking gift.

Eric - at lesat at work

Kristin - amen

Kristin - so i wrote this r & b song, right?

Eric - whoa

Eric - uh huh

Eric - here wait a tick

Kristin - kay

Eric - i'm running

Eric - like a madman

Eric - so what are you up to?

kristin - writing an entry

Eric - so what are you three dears up to

Eric - up to? up to? up to?

Eric - well, we...we...want you to pick some berries

Eric - that's it..berries...LOTS of berries

Eric - name the movie...GO

Eric - ....or not

Eric - so how' the entry going

kristin - sleeping beauty

kristin - i just posted.

kristin - (seriously with the sleeping beauty who do you think i am?)

Eric - i dunno

Eric - but for some reason teh dialogue was in my head

Eric - i dunno why we even play that game

kristin - ah.

kristin - yeah i'm not sure either

kristin - kay go read.

kristin - the r&b song is in it

Eric - i'm reading

Eric - hahahah

Eric - the reply all is BRILLIANT

kristin - I

kristin - KNOW

Eric - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Eric - HARLEMKWIN

Eric - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kristin - I

kristin - KNOW

Eric - speakin of which

Eric - i saw this big black momma on the metro this morning reading something called "a fool for love"

Eric - one of the black themed romances

Eric - with a cartoon picture of this big black momma on it

Eric - i wanted to clap

kristin - YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

kristin - SHE MUST HAVE INSPIRED ME WITHOUT KNOWING IT!

Eric - i couldn't though becase my hand was holding on to the rail

Eric - unless i wanted to pull a dad and go rollin around on public transport

kristin - honestly

Eric - that's one of my favorite stories ever gold

Eric - told

Eric - just suddenly seeing that mother go from standing to the front of the bus backwards is enough to send me in to a laughing frenzy

kristin - I CAN'T READ EVERY TIME.

kristin - ICANTREAD the diary

kristin - go read it.

kristin - GO NOW

Eric - OH

Eric - MY

Eric - GOD

kristin - HAHAHHAHAHA.

kristin - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAA

Eric - i signed his guestbook

Eric - his gyassstbook

Eric - the different time zones

Eric - genious

Eric - genius

kristin - i mean sersly

Eric - i made such good tuna yesterday

Eric - and i was even all out of onion

Eric - i almost burried my face in it

kristin - oh yeah?

kristin - BURRIED

kristin - oh yeah.

kristin - you know what?

Eric - what/

kristin - work can fucking go beak itself.

kristin - GET BEAKED.

kristin - i was laughing about that all yestrday.

kristin - and then i was all furious because i closed the AIM window before I could copy and post that whole conversation

Eric - awww

Eric - shucks

kristin - and then i was mad at AOL for not having a message history option

kristin - and then i got mad the traffic going home

kristin - and then i got mad at the weather for bieng cold

kristin - and then i shoved in a tampon and took some advil

Eric - hahahahahha

Eric - GO and READ...NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kristin - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

Eric - and a place where no one can hear you hock up a lung

kristin - HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHHAHAHA

kristin - THAT

kristin - WAS

kristin - BRILLIANT

Eric - who doesn't want to read about tards i ask?

Eric - who?

Eric - you show me on person and i'll show you a fuckin liar

kristin - "It was like watching a nature documentary."

Eric - or like going to the zoo

Eric - cause it was "tards in the mist" girl

Eric - when we saw the picture of that mother eating i was like jesus christ

Eric - it must have been feeding time

kristin - like mr. peepers

Eric - i would think it would make them more aggressive, but apparently they're more sedate

Eric - or perhaps just less aware of the camrea

kristin - naw. it's all about focus when you get into a tard + food situation

kristin - one goal: food to general area of mouth region

Eric - true

Eric - mmmhmmm

Eric - man, when they were draggin her to teh bus

Eric - it was magic

Eric - she was all tryin to back step

Eric - and they had one mother hooked onto each of her arms

kristin - were they tryna get her onto the short bus?

Eric - she was a big girl too i'm sure they were given it all they got

kristin - guidance counselors are SOOOOOOO kicking themselves at moments like that

Eric - at that time, yes i believe there was a short bus

kristin - well, i think they always are.

Eric - eventually they rode with the regulars

kristin - guidance counselors, that is

Eric - yup

kristin - yeah cause i think i totally had tards on my bus

kristin - wait.

kristin - HAHHAHA

Eric - no, those were just the military base kids

kristin - my favorite tards of all time were the ones at our ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

Eric - the ones mom taught?

kristin - um. i'm actually referring to the older ones.

kristin - cause i think mom's class was just k-3

Eric - sidebar: our diaries are like movies, and twomothers are the special commentary

kristin - or 1-3 or whatever.

kristin - YES LIKE THE DVD OF OUR LIVES.

kristin - WITH BONUS FEATURES.

Eric - uh huh

kristin - anyway.

kristin - my point being.

kristin - that this one kid, i forget his name, which upsets me, but whatever.

Eric - what's your purnt

Eric - who threw his chair?

kristin - yeah yeha.

Eric - and gave mom those vitamins?

Eric - which she totally forgets

kristin - well, he was always chewing his fingernails and so one of the regular kids was like "stop chewing your fingernails."

Eric - uh huh

kristin - and he says "i'm not chewing my fingernails, i'm eating the stuff htat's underneath them."

Eric -

kristin - I KNOW

kristin - we all made that face.

Eric -

Eric - i like how that emot-icon is called "disappointed smiley"

Eric - when it totally isn't

kristin - i know.

kristin - dude he is so not diappointed.

kristin - he is at a loss for words

Eric - it's the "shocked to shit" emoticon

Eric - eating the stuff under his fingernails

Eric - man

kristin - YES.

kristin - seriously. i will never forget that.

kristin - ever

Eric - or what about the one who would break glass with his teeth

Eric - that nina was talkin about

Eric - "yeah, don't give him cups made out of glass"

kristin - HAHAH

Eric - i just got an invitation to play "ultimate frisbee" with beginners from work

Eric - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Eric - ultimate frisbee

Eric - that's as good as this fat chick here who's in a kick ball league

kristin - AHAHHAHHAHHAHAHA.

Eric - it's true girl

Eric - and quite frankly

Eric - when i first heard it, i had to literally leave the room

kristin - no dobut.

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