Kristin - god

Kristin - mother in the cube next to me (guy) has farted audibly like 10 times today

Kristin - and ones that you would think he might have to go check himself after

Kristin - and by "himself" i mean "his pants"

Eric - right

Eric - mess hyam-self

Kristin - i'm telling you

Eric - the guy that shares a cube wall with me does it from time to time as well

Kristin - yeah.

Kristin - i'm like mm hm. these walls ARE talking

Kristin - and i don't like what they have to say

Eric - and it's like he's trying to squeeze it out without anyone knowing

Eric - which just makes it worse

Eric - no, the walls breath fuckin stinks

Kristin - my guy always clears his throat after, like i might mistake it for a double throat clear, when in reality, he just cut one, and then did a throat clear

Eric - uh huh

Eric - clearning both of his respective "throats"

Kristin - yes. if your colon were a throat

Kristin - which it is not.

Kristin - it is a stinkhole

Eric - yes

Eric - dr. c cut one so bad yesterday while stretching to go run

Kristin - it is the canal of doom

Kristin - HAHHAHAA

Kristin - uh huh

Eric - it was like a warm florida breeze suddenly hit me in the face

Eric - it probably made his underwear swampy

Kristin - SULPHUR!

Kristin - boiled eggs? no. florida? no. dr. c's ass? YES!

Eric - yeah i was like "i'm not..........cooking anything, hmmmmm"

Eric - "dr. c's chili cookoff was today..........hmmmmmm"

Eric - OMG it's his ass!

Kristin - yeah. you kicked into angela landsbury mode!

Eric - oh totally

Eric - the pensive face and everything

Kristin - haha.

Eric - alright slim, imma go smoke and then head on over to the briefing

Eric - swampy briefs right now

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