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JESUS' BLOOD ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR

2004-03-08, 2:03 p.m.

Smashing Wine Bottles

Eric - and Anne dropping the wine bottle

Kristin - jeeez

Kristin - we were laughing so hard.

Eric - i would have been on the floor

Eric - *cling cling clank...whoops*

Kristin - yeah.

Kristin - i mean, the wine was EVERYWHERE.

Eric - commented

Eric - i'm sure it was

Kristin - and the kicker was that the neck broke off really clean, and the cork was still in it

Eric - hahahahahha

Eric - so she was just holding the neck/cork

Kristin - no.

Eric - oh

Kristin - she wasn't holding anything at the end

Eric - that's just how it broke

Kristin - it just happened to brake that way

Kristin - MAN

Kristin - and then we couldn't stop laughing about it on the way to drop her at home

Eric - "she wasn't holding anything at the end"

Kristin - and then crystal and i continued to laugh on the way to m&d's

Eric - that totally made me laugh so hard


Jesus Porn Titles

Kristin - jesus of jizzabreth

Eric - awesome

Kristin - i know.

Eric - how about "the taste of his ash"

Kristin - HAHAHHAHA.

Kristin - yeah totally

Kristin - "crossing yourself"

Kristin - "sit, stand, kneel, bend over"

Eric - jesus and his horny crown

Kristin - hahahahah.

Kristin - bapjizm

Eric - DUDE

Eric - diet coke

Eric - almost went EVERYWHERE

Eric - bapjixm

Kristin - hahahha.

Eric - EVERY

Eric - DAY

Eric - EVERY

Eric - DAY

Eric - did reggie talk about one he has called "sins of the father"

Kristin - um. i don't remember how it "came up"

Eric - uh huh

Eric - that was probably it

Eric - "fallen angel"

Eric - THAT was something

Kristin - suckrelidge

Eric - ass wednesday

Kristin - HAHHAHA.

Kristin - "the star of david"

Eric - HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Eric - i don't want to go to taht damn meeting at 3

Eric - sorry, 2

Kristin - yeah.

a i don't want to do much of anything, frankly

Eric - i saw a bumpersticker on Sunday that said "truth not tolerance"

Eric - with a huge cross on it

Kristin - PA-DOW!

Eric - uh huh

Eric - drivin his Kia Rio

Eric - asshole

Eric - in Crystal City there is this shop that sells all things Jesus

Eric - i need get a shirt from there

Eric - they also have tote bags

Eric - my favorite so far "relax, God is in charge"

Kristin - hahhahhaa.

Kristin - "christmas chocolate"

Eric - more jesus porn?

Kristin - yes

Eric - uh huh

Eric - the three wisemen

Eric - or simply "mary was a ho"

Kristin - ahahahhahhaa.

Kristin - "joseph and his crooked staff"

Eric - HAHAHAHAHAHA

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