Eric - who doesn't want to finish typing up meetin gminutes

Eric - ME!

kristin - muh

kristin - i wonder if it's really annoying when some of the ladies insist on using MS Outlook stationary on every email they send out.

Eric - probabbly

kristin - babbly

Eric - pro-babbely

kristin - yeah it is real annoying b/c it takes 10 years to open their emails.

kristin - emails RE: pure crap

kristin - hey you know that taquitos.net site that icantread linked to yesterday?

kristin - well, oddly enough, on sunday i was watching that al roker eats the continental US show on food network, and they interviewed/did a thing on the guy who created the site.

kristin - haha. al rokers new name is staples

Eric - why staples

Eric - cause he had to get staples when he had to get all that skin cut off

kristin - cause he had his stomach stapled

Eric - oh

kristin - just like carnie wilson

kristin - and sharon ozzzzzborne

Eric - sharon ozborne had her stomach stapled?

Eric - WHAT?

kristin - mm hm.

kristin - oh yea

Eric - i didn't know she was morbidly obese

kristin - like 200/50 something like that

Eric - well that's not crazy

Eric - but then again, she's really short

kristin - yep

kristin - but, yeah she had that done, and then she got all the surgery, and ta-da

kristin - cut of skin, suck out fat, lift face, lift tits, tummy tuck

kristin - she just walked in and said "i'm gonna go ahead and get the deluxe wash"

kristin - oooooooooooooooooh

kristin - OOOH OOH OOOOOOOOOOOOH

kristin - ANTM tonight

kristin - hold that thought *smoking*

Eric - k

kristin - okay i'm back

Eric - ANTM

Eric - i need to get something special to eat

Eric - while watching

Eric - or something

Eric - i'll make cocktails

kristin - yeah.

kristin - YES.

Eric - and have a relish tray

Eric - oooh

Eric - i can make a gibson

kristin - we can call each other during the commercials

Eric - yes

Eric - is it a two hour finale?

Eric - god i hope so

kristin - omg

kristin - i dunno

kristin - but it better THE FUCK be

kristin - it still starts at 9, though

kristin - i checked this am

kristin - cause if it had started at 8 (due to 2-hourness), and i had missed the first half, i would have gone straight up berserk

Eric - no

Eric - i think it's just an hour

Eric - you can watch a video preview

Eric - but it won't play on my machine

Eric -

Eric - AH@

Eric - i need to pick up the special ANTM issue of TV GUide

kristin - OMG

kristin - ME TOO

kristin - holy me

kristin - get thyself to the store

Eric - seriously

Eric - i'm thinking about where i can get one right now

Eric - oooh

Eric - there's a CVS down teh street

Eric - i need cigarettes anyway

kristin - go go go

kristin - and then report back to base

Eric - *RUNNING*

Eric - SOLD

Eric - OUT

kristin -

Eric - gooooooooddamnit

kristin - omg

Eric - ?

kristin - hahhahah

kristin - this guy in the cube opposite mine keeps singing

kristin - liek this:

kristin - EMAIL *dun dun dun dun dun dun*

kristin - EMAIL! *dun dun dun dun dun dun*

Eric - hahahha

Eric - why in the hell would he be doing that

kristin - i'm totally cracking up

kristin - and before that he was singing something else

kristin - EMAAAAAAAAAAAIL!

kristin - DUN NU NU

kristin - DUN NUNU

kristin - i was gonna call you & put you on speaker, but he stopped too quick

Eric - DAMN

kristin - he's this really really weird black guy, like my age maybe younger

kristin - and he always says "cool beans"

Eric - ugh

kristin - and you know how i feel about that

Eric - it makes me feel fat

Eric - hahahha

kristin - *slap*

Eric - yup

kristin - cool beans

kristin - who started that?

kristin - i'd like to know.

Eric - so we can go and beat them up

kristin - what do beans have to do with anything, i don't get it.

kristin - ahhaha

kristin - totally

Eric - and why cool?

Eric - why not noisey?

Eric - noisey beans

kristin - hahahhahhaha

Eric - that's straight up noisey beans

kristin - or crazy beans

kristin - fluffy bean

kristin - s

kristin - MIMI UPDATED

Eric - *reading*

Eric - UGGGGGGGGGH

Eric - 12:50

kristin -

kristin - i love how that emoticon is named "baring teeth smiley"

kristin - OMG HE'S SINGING AGAIN

kristin - TOTALLY NONSENSE

kristin - WICKA SHIP OW!!!! BEN CHA WON OW!!!! UM AH...OW!

kristin - BUN CH CH.

kristin - OW!!!

Eric - man

kristin - wtf?

kristin - i don't get it.

kristin - *smoking*

kristin - i bought myself a 1L diet coke

kristin - slap some platforms on that thing, and it would be as tall as i am

Eric - THANK YOU

Eric - those things are HUGE

kristin - i had to rassle it out of the cooler thing

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