Eric - dad's birthday

kristin - fuck

kristin - yeah okay

Eric - do we have a plan?

Eric - i thought there was one thing

kristin - no

kristin - hm. if there was, then it escapes me.

Eric - yeah i dunno

Eric - i swear there was a CD

Eric - dmanit

Eric - i dunno

kristin - me neither

kristin - things that dad likes to do

kristin - GO!

Eric - .....

Eric - .....

Eric - *crickets*

kristin - they're out of diet coke AND diet pepsi at the vending machine

Eric - MOTHER

Eric - FUCKER

Eric - huh

kristin - mm hm.

Eric - dad

Eric - dad

Eric - dad

Eric - ...

kristin - i went to sharper image.com thinking maybe inspiration

Eric - hmm

Eric - and

kristin - i'll bet you have no idea how many different versions of the ionic breeze there are.

kristin - A LOT

Eric - hahahhahahahaha

Eric - i have a new title to give out

Eric - Best Buy: Home of the world's longest receipts

Eric - they must have to change that reel every hour

kristin - it's so true

kristin - it's all

kristin - *printing printing printing printing printing*

kristin - *eeer eer eer* (cutting noise)

kristin - *printing printing printing*

kristin - *eeer eer eer* (cutting noise)

kristin - here you go!

kristin - 80 RECEIPTS

kristin - and they're all 10 feet long

Eric - they need binder clips

Eric - and heaven forbid you buy something that has a mail in rebate

kristin - oh god

Eric - you could wall paper a room

kristin - what about a model airplane?

kristin - ahahhahhaha

kristin - seriously cause i don't fuckin' know

kristin - we need to find him something like that jow to juggle book

Eric - hmmm

Eric - FCK

Eric - the bitches next to me are talking about losing weight

kristin -

Eric - (kickball and mary)

kristin - uh huh

Eric - kickball: don't think of it in terms of lbs

Eric - kickball: use a goal like inches or dress sizes

kristin - how my clothes fit

kristin - yeah yeah

Eric - mary: you know, you're right

kristin - we should get dad some night vision goggles

Eric - i swear

kristin - so he can battle the deer

Eric - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Eric - can you imagine

kristin - yes

Eric - laying low in the ivy

Eric - waiting to strike

Eric - he can be alpha team

Eric - mom will be homebase

kristin - hahhahhaa.

Eric - they need walkie talkies

Eric - the earpiece kind

kristin - see.

kristin - we can get them this: http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/productview.jhtml?pid=58576000&pcatid=20&catid=2008&catpage=11

Eric - that would be so funny

kristin - so when they're gardening they can be all *crackle*

Eric - then when they get seperated in a store like Homo Depot they can find eachother

kristin - "i'm in the tomato bed, over*

kristin - *crackle*

kristin - "i'm in the garage, over*

Eric - "what's your 20"

kristin - yeah.

kristin - for real though

kristin - dad's b'day = WHAT?

kristin - and then father's day comes so quickly afterward

kristin - yet another kick in the pants

Eric - right in the junk

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