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YELLOW WIPE YOUR SHITTY ASS BUTT

2004-03-31, 2:57 p.m.

Eric - so are we talking like a daily show type of deal here?

Kristin - wait.

Kristin - for our show?

Eric - uh huh

Kristin - GODBAR: thank FUCKING GOD you're back online

Eric - only mews and entertainment

Kristin - i'm going crazy by myself

Kristin - you = home

Kristin - me = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Eric - right

Eric - i was tryin to finsih the book

Kristin - uh huh

Eric - and my eyes started to get heavy and i knew i was going to fall asleep if i didn't get up

Kristin - true

Eric - man those illuminati mothers are crazy

Kristin - i'm telling you

Eric - right

Eric - ok, so DaVinci Code was bought

Eric - by Sony/Columbia pictures

Eric - well, i guess i should say the rights to it

Kristin - yeah i knew it was gonna be a movie

Eric - totally

Kristin - i mean i actually heard that somewhere on washpost.com

Kristin - like on their message board i think

Eric - uh huh

Eric - yeah, it was entirely too huge not to be bought up by someone

Eric - i'd be interested to see how they do it

Kristin - yeah.

Kristin - i'll be interested to see who they pick for the lead guy

Eric - totally

Eric - Harrison Ford

Kristin - hm. yeah maybe

Eric - unless they get someone random

Eric - oooh

Eric - or what's his name

Kristin - gabriel byrne?

Eric - no

Kristin - um.

Kristin - hm.

Eric - damnit

Eric - he was in that movie

Kristin - what's he from?

Kristin - hahah.

Kristin - that guy

Eric - HAHAHA

Kristin - from that movie

Eric - you know

Eric - the actor

Kristin - i love how i always assume gabriel byrne no matter what

Eric - i think he's married to suzann sarandon

Kristin - tim robbins

Eric - close

Eric - but that's a good call too

Kristin - um.

Eric - he was in a movie with tim robbins

Kristin - well, tim robbins is married to susan

Kristin - HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Eric - this is my 7 degree thing

Kristin - um.

Kristin - okay a recent movie?

Eric - arlington rd.

Kristin - wtf.

Kristin - i never saw that

Eric - oh

Eric - k

Kristin - hm.

Kristin - jeff bridges?

Kristin - cause i'm on imdb right now

Eric - YES

Kristin - yeah

Kristin - i thought of him also

Eric - (that didn't take forever)

Kristin - yeah.

Kristin - good thing we're smart

Eric - yup

Eric - "he was in that movie"

Eric - damn

Kristin - we're so awesome

Kristin - you know

Kristin - "you know, it's that guy"

Kristin - me: "gabriel byrne?"

Eric - always with the gabriel byrne

Eric - i thought you were going to say him or Willam Defoe

Kristin - hm.

Kristin - willam defoe = too creepy

Eric - yeah'

Eric - well

Eric - mr. byrne can be too

Kristin - what?

Kristin - are?

Kristin - you?

Kristin - talking?

Kristin - about?

Eric - he can look satanic

Kristin - yeah. <3


Kristin - guess what?

Eric - what?

Kristin - guess who scanned something for this really slow-talking long-winded guy?

Kristin - (me)

Kristin - guess who scanned it as an image?

Kristin - (me)

Kristin - guess what company won't accept images on their online referral thingy?

Kristin - (my work)

Kristin - guess who had to rescan as text only?

Kristin - (me)

Kristin - guess who is now reformatting the entire resume?

Kristin - (me)

Eric - ugggggggggggggggggggggggh

Kristin - my sentiments EXACTLY

Kristin - and he starts in with me about octcptpct

Kristin - something something

Kristin - and i'm like 'i dont' know what that is."

Kristin - guess who got an explanation?

Kristin - (me)

Eric - i got a google hit for "shitty ass butt"

Kristin - HAHHAHAHAHAHA

Eric - better yet, it was from French Google

Eric - google.fr

Kristin - wonderful

Kristin - "shitty ass but'

Kristin - mine today was "yellow wiper"

Kristin - so they kinda go together

Eric - totally

Eric - shitty ass butt

Eric - right now

Kristin - i know

Kristin - i'm still laughing

Eric - hey suze, i can't go out tonight...i've got shitty ass butt

Kristin - HAHHAHA

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