Eric - sup girl

Eric - wassup with the no MSN

Kristin - as far as me?

Kristin - or as far as msn itself?

Eric - as far as you

Kristin - apparently, "my contact list is unavailable"

Eric - as is mine

Kristin - apparently MSN can eat me

Eric - yup

Kristin - so you can't sign in either?

Eric - i can sign in

Kristin - i'm assuming?

Kristin - oh.

Kristin - so you sign into messanger and then?

Eric - and then nothing

Eric - no one was onlien

Kristin - yeah see i can't even get that far

Eric - ah

Eric - i installed the new version this morning

Kristin - ooooooooooooh

Eric - not that it has anything to do with it

Eric - but i'm also at home

Eric - "sick"

Kristin - ah

Eric - cause my job can eat me

Kristin - mine can suck my cock

Eric - yup

Eric - hey girl

Eric - how do you bold text inyour entry

Kristin - oh.

Eric - is that some tricky HTML stuff

Kristin - you go:

Kristin - (bold tag)

Eric - before and after?

Kristin - before the stuff you want bolded

Kristin - and then when you want to stop the bold you go

Kristin - (unbold tag)

Eric - like a paragraph

Kristin - yeah

Eric - or paragraph break rather

Kristin - same for center, underline, etc.

Kristin - center = (center tag)

Kristin - underline = (underline tag)

Eric - uh huh

Eric - what about size

Kristin - well, you wanna do BIG

Eric - oh, i don't think i'm going to change the size

Eric - just wonderin

Kristin - oh. well, here look at this: http://www.htmlcodetutorial.com/_FONT_SIZE.html

Eric - gotcha

Kristin - yep

Eric - ok so when i do dialogue

Eric - how do i not double-space the lines

Kristin - okay

Kristin - if you want to do that, what you need to do is

Kristin - 1)

Eric - is there a single space command

Kristin - when you're tippy typin your business, you have to use:

Kristin -

Kristin - for single space

Kristin - and

Kristin - for double-space (new paragraph)

Kristin - like everywhere.

Kristin - and then when you post the entry

Eric - so after each line of dialogue use

Kristin - you have to (yes) uncheck the box that says "automatically insert HTML breaks"

Eric - oh

Eric - screw that

Eric - i'll deal with double spaced goodness for now

Kristin - yeah

Kristin - it's kind of a pain in the ass

Eric - true

Eric - OOH

Eric - and i went to B&N last night and got a couple of books

Kristin - oh yeah.

Kristin - whatdja get?

Eric - Al Franken's "Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them"

Eric - and "Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch"

Eric - written by an NPR mother

Eric - true stories a la David Sedaris

Kristin - the title alone

Eric - i know

Eric - and the cover of the book is outlined with clear lighters all colors of the rainbow

Eric - and a rubber chicken key chain

Kristin - oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Kristin - http://nowheresville.us/

Kristin - lookit his vidblog

Kristin - and tell me right now

Eric - OH

Eric - MY

Eric - JESUS

Eric - you know i saw Judd from the Real World right?

Kristin - no i didn't know that.

Eric - cause he writes for oen of the big comic book people

Kristin - he's such a maroon

Eric - i saw him in Baltimore

Eric - signing shit

Kristin - huh

Eric - i was right by the table (not in line)

Kristin - @ the convention thing.

Eric - i so wanted to be like "sup Judd"

Kristin - oh ttoally

Kristin - omg

Eric - "that Puck is a real rascal!"

Kristin - omg.

Kristin - be like "so, how's pam in the sack?"

Eric - /

Eric - HAHAHAHHA

Kristin - seriously

Kristin - but, yeah.

Eric - does she play "nurse?"

Kristin - HAHAHHAA

Kristin - HONESTLY

Kristin - "does she test your tube?"

Eric - give you the Asian treatment

Kristin - "is it true what they say about the orientals?"

Eric - HAHAHA

Eric - "the orientals"

Eric - right now

Kristin - i know

Eric - sidebar: things eric never needs to see again: the Jason Biggs commiercial for Diet Pepsi when he's rollin on the floor saying "fire in the hole"

Kristin - OMG

Kristin - i haven't seen it

Kristin - jason biggs = mega annoyin

Eric - UGH

Eric - and they're at teh oscar party

Kristin - :-

Eric - and there's no mroe diet coke left so mother eats a chicken wing and pretneds it's spicy and does this whole American Pie-esque routine

Eric - oscar party as in at someones house

Eric - swear to god

Eric - *slap*

Kristin - oh god

Eric - howevra

Eric - i have such a good CD to make for you

Kristin - oooooooh good times

Eric - oooh

Eric - and

Kristin - i wanna go home

Eric - i can make copy of the Thomas Crown Affair for you

Kristin - oooooooooooooooh totally

Kristin - because you know how much i love that movie

Eric - i do

Kristin - <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Kristin - hold that thought

Kristin - *smoking*

Eric - kathybar: have you seen the bravo special

Eric - the stand up thing with Kathy Griffith

Eric - ?

Kristin - no i haven't

Kristin - but i meant to watch it.

Kristin - last week when it was on.

Kristin - wed. i think

Eric - yeah

Eric - priceless

Eric - it was on again on thursay i think

Eric - they'll probably run it every night for eternity

Eric - but seriously

Eric - you need to watch that

Kristin - yeah i do

Eric - so good

Eric - but i need it on DVD because she does an encore and they cut it out

Eric - she gets back on stage and is like "ok, i have soem more to say.."

Eric - and then it fades and they run credits

Eric - me: >:o

Eric - plus the beep her out

Eric - not that i can't figure out she's saying "fuck"

Eric - but still

Kristin - yeah seriously

Kristin - come on bravo

Eric - it should be called Fag-o

Kristin - i mean for real

Kristin - they have a bunch of fag hags running that mess

Eric - no doubt

Eric - board meetings go something like "now, how can we incorporate some homos here"

Kristin - "do you think the gays would like this?'

Eric - "suze, do me a favor and get a map of chelsea, we need to map this out"

Kristin - suze

Kristin - HAHHAHA

Eric - i know

Eric - everyday

Kristin - homos

Kristin - hahahhahha

Kristin - is there a lezzzzzzzbian network?

Kristin - cause i think it's TLC

Kristin - what with trading spaces

Kristin - i.e. home improvement lite

Eric - yeah, that's a good call

Eric - cause lifetime is also a gay network

Kristin - yes it is.

Kristin - the lezzies prolly also watch a lot of vh1

Eric - lezzzzbians

Kristin - cause melissa etheridge is always on there talkin' about something

Eric - and Spike TV

Eric - for real

Kristin - hahahha. oh yeah

Kristin - or maybe they're too busy muff-diving to really watch the tube much

Eric - could be

Eric - muff divin

Eric - munchin carpet

Kristin - bush whackin

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