I just saw William Hung of American Idol disfame on the MSN home page. He made a video for "She Bangs". That makes me want to shoot someone. More later when I decide whom.

Kristin - i'm in a bad mood all of a sudden

Kristin - not really bad, but just like EH.

Eric - aw

Eric - did you get my message

Eric - sorry it wasn't better

Kristin - HAH

Kristin - yes i did

Eric - people started coming down the street

Eric - hence teh quiet "borks"

Kristin - yeah i was like "are there people around, or is this the gray, drizzly day bork?"

Eric - crowded bork

Kristin - gotcha

Eric - we're creaing milestones

Eric - hip hop hooray....ho hey hoo

Kristin - milestone 1: everyone eat shit

Eric - hahaha

Eric - uh huh

Eric - eat shit, savvy?

Eric - i'm done with savvy now

Eric - it's lost it's edge

Eric - milestone number 2: Lime Stone

Kristin - milestone 3: eat rocks and die

Eric - eat rocks

Eric - like teh book stone soup

Eric - or is it stone stew

Eric - you know

Eric - the childrens book

Kristin - stone soup

Kristin - we made stone soup in 3rd grade

Kristin - actually

Eric - the book was read to us

Eric - and i got hungry

Eric - in like first grade

Kristin - yeah

Kristin - stone soup

Kristin - good times

Eric - and then i read this story about a girl named Mari Lake

Eric - and i got thirsty

Eric - this was in Yma

Eric - fourth grade

Eric - only 1:06

Eric - :-

Kristin - i know

Kristin - goddamn

Kristin - i hate today

Eric - ditto

Eric - man i wanna bleach my hair

Kristin - mm hm

Eric - when i leave

Eric - this job

Eric - i wan tto bleach it

Eric - you have to help me

Eric - and it if sucks i'll get my head shaved

Kristin - okay

Kristin - deal

Eric - we're talkin

Eric - 40 volume

Eric - 2 hours

Eric - at least

Eric - possibly twice

Eric - adn then low lighting

Kristin - oh boy

Eric - or pehaps putting Feria on overtop

Eric - or feria for 2 hours

Eric - then 40 volume

Eric - and then aveda blue malva conditioner for like an hour

Kristin - mm hm

Kristin - and then i'll reattach your head.

Eric - super

Eric - well, it'll probably just dissentigrate

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