kristin - so this lady emails me asking where she can get cookie platters. i go into a long explanation about where she can find them in the building.

kristin - too bad she was asking about getting the COOKIES and not just the DISHES

kristin - kristin = DER

Eric - ahahahahhahahh

Eric - sams club you ninny

kristin - i mean.

Eric - cause seriously

Eric - so did we decide on viper names

Eric - are you the yellow one?

Eric - and i'm gaboon?

kristin - well, i'm the eyelash viper (yes the yellow)

kristin - and you're gaboon

kristin - last i checked

Eric - ok

Eric - just makin sure

kristin - yep

kristin - ugh

kristin - cookie lady just keeps mailing me.

kristin - back & forth

kristin - "kristen fyi"

kristin - me: "thanks!"

kristin - her: "no problem! ;o)"

kristin - me: ARGH!

Eric - cookie lady

kristin - i was outside sitting on the smoking bench, which is made of metal

kristin - kind of lattice-like

Eric - right

kristin - and i moved to get up, and my assbone kinda popped over one of the lattice holes, and my GOD did it hurt

kristin - i thought i had been stung in the ass by a giant wasp.

Eric - ooooooooohhhhhhh

Eric - i've done similar things

Eric - in gym

Eric - the highbar met my tailbone

kristin - mm hm.

kristin - it was my right assbone

Eric - not your tailbone then

kristin - no.

Eric - my watch battery broke

Eric - yesterday

Eric - so when i realize that the time is about 8 hour soff

Eric - i fix it

Eric - to display the correct time

Eric - knowing damn good and well that it was broke

kristin - yeah

Eric - then i put it on

Eric - and it was 3:06 for the rest of the day

kristin - "hey eric what time is it?"

Eric - oh totally

Eric - and i'd look

Eric - DAMN IT

Eric - and i always look at my watch anyway

Eric - so i'd look down

Eric - DAMNIT

kristin - hahaha

kristin - good thing that you weren't frustrating yourself

Eric - honestly

Eric - i eventually took it off when i was asked by everyone what time we should leave for teh movie

Eric - cause they all stared at me

Eric - while i looked at my watch

kristin - hey eric guess what?

kristin - (on constant loop)

Eric - uh huh

Eric - hey eric guess what time is is

kristin - new battery o'clock

Eric - uh huh

Eric - and i have to get someone to do it for me

Eric - so i have to go to those damn kiosks

kristin - OH GOD

kristin - the other kiosk people will attack you

Eric - watch batteries and zippos

Eric - we also do engraving

kristin - how do mall kiosk people sleep at night

kristin - is what i'd like to know.

Eric - i dunno

kristin - they're constantly coming at me with head massagers and info about that gutter whatever something

Eric - oh right

Eric - i always laugh at those

Eric - the gutter people

Eric - and there's always one senior citizen couple interested

kristin - i also like the put a tub on top of your filthy tub so you have a "new" tub things

Eric - yes

Eric - so good

Eric - the commerical is brilliant

Eric - when she's relaxing in her new tub at the end of teh day

kristin - with that lady in there

kristin - hells yeah

kristin - the only info/commercial i like which is not food-related

kristin - have you seen the one for the eggstractor?!

Eric - right

Eric - Y

Eric - E

Eric - S

kristin - when they're "Trying" to get the shell off manually

Eric - and it's so difficult

kristin - and they just show the hands mauling an egg, and it's like "wtf? who fucking gave the egg to the yeti?"

Eric - or the tard

kristin - and then when they show the food and that plate of asparagus with a mound of boiled egg on top.

kristin - ?????????????????

kristin - 101 recipes for boiled eggs?

kristin - how is this possible?

Eric - yeah

Eric - i dunno

Eric - it scares me

kristin - i need it

kristin - i need that cookbook so bd

kristin - bad

Eric - have you heard of the one coffee drink that has an egg in it?

Eric - i forget what country it originates from

kristin - WHAT?

Eric - walt did some search on egg receipts

Eric - and there was one that had you add an egg to coffee

Eric - Norway

Eric - Norweigan Egg Coffee

Eric - or Hungarian

kristin - whoa

kristin - like you just float an egg in there?

Eric - http://homepage.interaccess.com/~june4/eggcoffee.html

kristin - that is insanity

kristin - i love how it says that you can't use an auto coffee maker or it will cook the egg

kristin - coffee scramble

kristin - jesus, june meyer, you are crazy

kristin - i love this: "Such wonderful tasting and clear coffee you can only imagine. The aroma is mouth watering."

Eric - uh huh

Eric - shell and all

Eric - lord

kristin - hungarian people. so weird.

Eric - i don't understand what it can do to teh coffee besides making it smell like shit

kristin - it would be like "who FARTED? oh. june's making coffee."

Eric - hahahhaha

Eric - uh huh

Eric - i had a few eyyyaggs over the weekend

kristin - i almost made soem for myself yesterday, but my laziness far outweighed potential egg-eating pleasure

Eric - uh huh

Eric - i wish you could have been there for IHOP

Eric - ther was this big fat black woman waiting in front of us to be seated

Eric - and she said "i'm a big black woman and I'm HONgry"

Eric - Reggie goes "we second that"

kristin - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Eric - it was so good

kristin - go reggie

Eric - that boy was too much this weekend

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