Eric - this ho gave me corrected notes that i took/sent out

Eric - from weeks ago

Eric - um..why does it matter now?

Eric - because the shit that's in the minutes like action items are already done now

Eric - so who fuckin cares

kristin - wtf?

kristin - baby wanna cookie?

kristin - *pat pat pat*

Eric - uh huh

Eric - *drooling*

kristin - okay so.

kristin - have i talked to you about that "i want a famous face" w/ the tranny that wants to look like jlo?

Eric - no

Eric - i didn't see it

Eric - unfortunatley

kristin - omg

kristin - i have seen the whole episode

kristin - and then parts of it here & there

kristin - and let me tell you

kristin - i could watch it over and over

kristin - it's like the turbocooker

kristin - because miss jessica is a mess.

kristin - you know the premise,. right?

Eric - of the show?

kristin - she wants not only to look like jlo, but she wants to make it as a supermodel

Eric - ....

Eric - HAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Eric - HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kristin - HAHAHAHAHA

kristin - god.

kristin - GOD.

kristin - i mean.

kristin - and then i saw the elvis one last night.

Eric - i wish i had a license to kill

kristin - god.

kristin - that show is so good.

kristin - i saw the playboy one also

kristin - the pam anderson girl.

kristin - did i tell you that?

Eric - UGH

Eric - YES

Eric - i saw that one

Eric - cause that wasn't tragic or anything

kristin - at the end, when she's doing the voluptuous vixens thing?

Eric - uh huh

kristin - and she's in that corset with her jugs out?

kristin - i was like PADOW!

kristin - good night, those are huge

Eric - oh totally

Eric - BAM!

kristin - her talkin' about wanting her bunny ears.

kristin - and that got me to thinking.

kristin - whadya gotta do to get the ears?

kristin - is what i'm wondering.

Eric - right

kristin - obviously, you are not a playmate if you are in it just once.

kristin - or even on the cover.

Eric - right

Eric - when she went to the store to get the issue with her mom

Eric - *clap clap clap*

kristin - "I HATE THEM!"

kristin - *goes to bar and shows the bartender and then autographs it*

kristin - um...

Eric - right

Eric - uuggggggggghhhhh

kristin - but jessica is the best so far

kristin - by far

kristin - OH

kristin - OMG

kristin - the elvis guy??????????

kristin - on the cover of and IN playgirl

kristin - the end of the episode was his photo shoot for it

Eric - WHAT

kristin - w/ his hands all down his pants like they do.

kristin - YES!!!!

Eric -

kristin - YES!

kristin - adn hes' like "my dad would be so proud"

kristin - (re; playgirl)

Eric - oh jesus

kristin - because his dad loved elvis

kristin - so much

Eric - it makes me do the crazy shakes

kristin - and he is the first elvis impersonator ever in playgirl

Eric - well bully for him

kristin - and OH GOD

kristin - it was so bad

Eric - what the hell does that mean anyway?

kristin - soso bad

kristin - what/

kristin - bully for him?

Eric - uh huh

Eric - where did that come from

kristin - i don't know the origin.

kristin - i tried looking up the origin of a phrase the other day...

Eric - uh huh

Eric - and what happened

kristin - no go

Eric - oh

Eric - damnit

Eric - well, i'm not pressed to know

kristin - yeah

kristin - i looked and no dice

kristin - i think it's british-ish, though?

kristin - in any event.

Eric - oh

Eric - it could be

kristin - http://porktornado.diaryland.com/comments/1082568271.html

Eric - hahahahaha

Eric - everyday with that

kristin - i know

kristin - i hadn't thought about that in a while.

Eric - czech please

kristin - dave the landlord: "kristin i have someone to see the apt."

kristin - me: yeah okay, it's not superclean.

kristin - dave: no problem.

kristin - about half an hour later...

kristin - kristin: D'OH!

kristin - have you ever played risk?

kristin - the game?

Eric - i hope it doesn't rain on me as i walk home

Eric - risk?

kristin - yeah risk

Eric - no

Eric - it kinda scares me

kristin - i didn't even know it was about taking over the world

kristin - until just now

Eric - uh huh

Eric - were you reading abou tit

kristin - no.

kristin - i was reading letters on mcsweeneys

kristin - and it said something about taking over australia

kristin - as a strategy

kristin - anyway.

kristin - speaking of games

kristin - when i was at starbucks i saw cranium refills of some sort

kristin - and i cringed.

kristin - cranium. WHAT A SHITTY GAME!

Eric - ugh

kristin - i take that back

Eric - waste of money

kristin - WHAT A SHITTY GAME FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T IN DRAMA CLUB!

Eric - uh huh

Eric - sharades is one thing

Eric - charades

kristin - charades is NOT one thing

kristin - well.

kristin - at least not for me

kristin - i goddamn hate charades

Eric - right

Eric - i think i've only played it once

kristin - some people tried to get me to play disney charades.

kristin - DISNEY. CHARADES.

kristin - i was like no.

kristin - "c'mon kristin"

kristin - no

Eric - no.

kristin - Please

kristin - no

Eric - but..

Eric - no

kristin - how about

kristin - no.

kristin - just a

kristin - no

kristin - but then we'll

kristin - no

kristin - ther'es only

kristin - no

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