Eric - megan is bringing me subway for lunch today

Kristin - aaaaaaaaaw.

Eric - i know

Kristin - yay megaroo!

Eric - that mother

Eric - dodging bullets

Eric - how about you?

Kristin - well,

Kristin - i just posted

Kristin - and now...

Kristin - ................................

Kristin - i have 4 hours and 45 minutes left of "sittin here" to do, so i'd better get busy, i guess.

Eric - "sittin here:

Eric - best job description ever

Eric - ma

Eric - it's fucking COLD in here

Kristin - really?

Kristin - usually it is in here as well.

Kristin - so yeah

Kristin - this woman who sits next to me right?

Eric - uh huh

Kristin - she was talkin' about something, and i was like

Kristin - DO YOU WANNA FIGHT???????????

Eric - hahahah

Eric - whaddid she say

Kristin - she was all freaked out

Kristin - "i SAID i thought it was nice..."

Eric - money

Eric - i'm not one of the bitchy people that work at Gucci who scoff at people for only buying a keychain

Kristin - maybe you should be.

Eric - i could probably go somewhere like that from here

Eric - as i said, i will be staying in teh luxury business

Eric - it's where the gays belong

Eric - gays belong working in hospitality, human resources, retail, and Aids hospitals

Eric - it's a fact

Kristin - agreed

Eric - i need music

Kristin - i actually brought some in today for once

Eric - i have a desire to hear summer in the city

Eric - and teh heart of rock and roll

Eric - and we built this city

Kristin - TRUE

Kristin - i'm tryna decide if i'm hungry or not.

Eric - fuck

Eric - my figers rare frozen

Eric - and it hurts to type

Kristin - haha

Eric - imma peck at teh keyboard with my nose

Eric - like a chicken playing the piano

Kristin - please do

Kristin - a-syap

Eric - bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork

Kristin - HAHAHHAHA

Eric - that's what's going through my brain right now

Kristin - man

Eric - is it supposed to rain?

Eric - or just be cloudy/crappy

Kristin - i don't fuckin' know.

Eric - i tlook slike it could drizzle

Eric - the clouds can go ahead and suck my ass

Kristin - yeah

Kristin - it looks like it's headed this way

Kristin - http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/weather/?LOAD_PAGE

Eric - pucker up buttercup

Kristin - bend over peaches

Kristin - because it's supposed to rain tumarrah when we're working

Kristin - : (

Kristin - actually

Kristin - >:o

Eric - no joke

Eric - where are y'all workin

Kristin - AAC

Kristin - C

Kristin - some lacrosse thingy

Kristin - but i guess sunday is the rain date

Eric - guh

Kristin - so hopefully they'll change it

Kristin - so we don't have to work in the g.d. rain

Eric - now it's spittin rain

Eric - >:o

Kristin - hahaha

Kristin - watch

Kristin - it'll be all rainy and we won't be able to sit out on the damn dyak

Kristin - >:|

Eric - fuckin hell

Eric - so mr. bossman is gone @ 3:00

Kristin - hm.

Eric - "buh-bye now"

Kristin - yay!

Kristin - peaceout

Eric - i'll leave @4:00ish

Kristin - oh man

Kristin - i porgot to tell you

Eric - hopefully that'll be better traffic wise

Eric - PLUS

Kristin - yeah

Kristin - g-head sorry

Eric - the rain is gonna FUCK things up

Kristin - UGH YES

Kristin - it is

Eric - speaking of toots

Eric - or rather tooters

Eric - didja know they sell shots called "tooters"

Kristin - no, i didn't.

Eric - and you can buy them at shoppers

Kristin - wtfuckpickle?

Eric - like the shotgirsl have at clubs

Eric - in those vile-looking things

Eric - like chem lab

Eric - only not

Kristin - yeah yeah

Eric - and they call 'em tooters

Kristin - only a lot less fun than chemlab

Eric - without the bunson burner

Kristin - without mrs. dilling

Eric - cause she made chem fun

Kristin - fun like scabies

Kristin - this is seriously one of the funniest things i have ever read:

Kristin - http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&e=2&u=/ap/20040603/ap_en_mu/people_janet_jackson

Kristin - STRAWBERRY

Eric - i was gonna sat

Eric - say

Eric - HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Kristin - HAHAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA

Kristin - her sexual strawbury

Eric - as it were

Eric - and damita jo will put you in your place quickly girl

Eric - watch out for her

Kristin - do not step to damita jo

Eric - what the fuck janet

Kristin - i don't even know what to say to that

Kristin - her alter eg

Kristin - o

Kristin - lego my ego

Kristin - whatever happened to those eggo commercials?

Kristin - lego my eggo

Eric - yeah, i dunno

Eric - bring 'em back i say

Kristin - me too

Kristin - agreed

Eric - as well as nuprin

Kristin - nupe it

Kristin - yes

Eric - little, yellow...differnt

Kristin - BETTER

Eric - and orutis KT

Eric - BRING IT BACK

Kristin - wait

Kristin - are yous aying commercial-wise, or teh pills themselves?

Eric - both

Kristin - roger

Eric - you only needed 15mg of that shit

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