Eric - so ta other day

Eric - i farted in the elevator

Eric - er, wait

Eric - scratch that

Eric - i farted before i got on the elevator

Kristin - uh huh

Eric - but carried it with me

Kristin - yeah

Eric - and this little kid and his mom get on

Kristin - you didn't give it lag time

Eric - no, i didn't allow for proper cut off

Eric - they get off the elevator and the boy's like "it really smells in there"

Kristin - hahahahaha

Eric - and the mom just kinda grabbed his hand and walked briskly to where they were going

Kristin - well

Kristin - similarly

Kristin - i was waiting for the elevator

Kristin - and it opened on the second floor

Kristin - there was one of my co-workers

Kristin - in the elevator

Kristin - he got off

Kristin - and then went to the staircase

Kristin - and i was like "WTF?"

Kristin - but i got on anyway

Kristin - i realized, as the doors closed, that he had exited because he fucking cut one in there and it smelled like nasty

Kristin - he didn't want to have to ride with me in his own foul

Eric - HAHAHAHAHA

Eric - awesome

Eric - he left you his stank to enjoy on teh way down

Kristin - yes

Kristin - i was like (on the way down)

Kristin - "oh, i've got your number, pal."

Kristin - and your number is TWO

Kristin - oh

Kristin - again

Kristin - somewhat relatedly

Kristin - anne, crystal and i are driving in glen burnie (long story), and there was a sign for a dog poop removal business

Kristin - complete with phone number.

Kristin - crystal: "is that a JOKE?"

Kristin - me: "no, it says right there. they're #1 in the #2 business."

Kristin - so, now, if you have to poop, just say "I'M NUMBER 1 IN THE NUMBER 2 BUSINESS!"

Eric - HAHAHHA

Eric - that

Eric - is awesome

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