Eric - so i've been tootie mctooterson right?

Kristin - yes

Eric - so last night iwas like you know...i'll fix this

Eric - so i ate a whole bunch of raw broccoli

Eric - my car smelled like roadkill

Kristin - what is WITH you and eating raw broccoli

Kristin - ?

Eric - i like it

Eric - it's good

Kristin - alright

Kristin - granted

Kristin - it tastes good

Kristin - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!

Eric - yeah i k noe

Eric - but i figured...well,i dunno what i figured

Eric - i was hungry

Eric - i didn't want to eat another apple

Eric - so i went for the carrot/broccoli combo

Kristin - how's your colon?

Eric - it's managing

Eric - clean i would imagine

Kristin - squeaky

Eric - in more ways than one

Kristin - HAHAHA HER COMMENT ABOUT YOU!

Kristin - http://members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=nana9

Eric - HAHAHAH

Eric - O.M.G. m'nabe

Kristin - ?

Eric - just the thing she wrote

Eric - i had never seen that

Kristin - yeah that rules

Kristin - i also like her one about facepunch

Eric - yes

Eric - i saw that too

Eric - so how was your evenink

Kristin - fine

Eric - well that was a fun trip to the terlet

Eric - i have been HONGRY

Kristin - how was the terlet?

Eric - loud

Kristin - hhaha

Kristin - man

Kristin - we had caesar salad w/ croutons last night

Kristin - <3

Eric - oooh

Eric - i forgot to bring lettuce with me to work

Eric - i'm a turn out some tuna/cheese/wheat things

Eric - i cannot wait

Kristin - i'm hungry, too

Eric - imma eat my yogurt now

Kristin - okay

Eric - perhaps some PB and cheese crackers

Kristin - dude

Eric - ?

Kristin - what's that guys name

Kristin - stephen something

Kristin - that does fashion for people magazine and is completely insane and weird-looking

Eric - which guy

Kristin - with the TEETH

Eric - corjicarou

Eric - some crazy romanian name

Eric - Cojicarou

Eric - i know how to pronounce it

Eric - i'm lost on the spelling

Kristin - how do you say it?

Kristin - ko-JI-car-ooh?

Eric - yeah

Kristin - i did a google on the name

Kristin - as you spelled it

Kristin - and it came up wiht NOTHING

Kristin - not a single site

Kristin - crazy

Eric - what about people magazine's site

Kristin - i tried

Eric - me too

Eric - and i got noghting

Eric - damn tha tmother is scary

Kristin - yeah he is

Kristin - he's on like everything too

Kristin - today show

Kristin - E!!!

Eric - he also does today show

Eric - oh wait

Eric - sorry

Eric - i'

Eric - i'm checking NBC's page

Kristin - this is making me crazy

Eric - Steven

Eric - Cojocaru

Kristin - f-u steven

Kristin - AHA!

Eric - you can't get away from us!

Eric - i just flew around the parking lot

Kristin - oh yeah?

Eric - i am one big gasbag i swear to god

Kristin - well

Kristin - i was just in the stairwell and it fucking REEKED of the fart

Kristin - and as i was coming out of it, like 7 of my co-workers went in

Kristin - i wanted to be all IT WASN'T ME YOU GUYS!

Eric - right

Eric - i swear to god

Eric - wasn't me

Eric - speaking of which, i want some sourkraut

Eric - just thinking about it makes me gleek

Kristin - saurkraut

Kristin - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Kristin - I'M SALIVATING!

Eric - yeah, good stuff

Eric - it's all i can do from running to giant and eating it in the store out of the jar

Eric - if they try to stop me i'll just fart

Kristin - and THAT would be bad news

Eric - for EVERYONE

Kristin - i'm listening to "slam" by onyx

Kristin - <3

Eric - let the boys the BOYZ

Kristin - sright

Eric - sright

Eric - righ tnow

Eric - i thought about that eerie scene in labrynth the other day

Eric - when she's in her room, but not, and that old bag lady and the peach witht eh worm in it

Eric - GUH

Kristin - ECK

Kristin - AND DAVID BOWIE!

Eric - today could be over and it would be fine by me

Eric - it doesn't need to ask

Eric - it can just quietly back away

Kristin - i'm sayin

Kristin - it's like 1:26pm EST now

Kristin - tomorrow there is going to be NOBODY in the office

Kristin - <3

Kristin - 07/02/04 COB = 2:59pm EST

Kristin - 14:59

Kristin - *SQUEALING BRAKES*

Kristin - :-P

Eric - what's up girl

Kristin - nada

Eric - i just went to the gas station

Kristin - mm hm

Kristin - wha happen @ the gas station?

Kristin - did you get gas/

Kristin - pass gas?

Kristin - do tell

Eric - i got a soda, farted in the car

Kristin - HAHAHA

Eric - nabe

Kristin - CUPCAKE!

Eric - so i ran out of creamer this morning

Eric - (actually yesterday)

Kristin - mm hm

Eric - note to self: don't mistake OJ for creamer

Kristin - HAHAHA

Kristin - you didn't!

Eric - i did

Kristin - poor boo bear

Eric - yeah

Eric - and now i have had no coffee

Kristin - :-(

Eric - i'm getting espresso

Eric - soon

Kristin - soooooooooon

Kristin - how's your ass this AM?

Eric - hurting

Eric - oh

Eric - you mean tootsie wise

Eric - fine

Eric - it's not tlaking or anything

Eric - but i'm SORE like a motherfucker

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