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INGREDIENTS LISTS FOR THE (TOTALLY NOT) CONTRABAND TOILETRIES

2004-07-13, 12:04 p.m.

Kristin - how's your day going?

Eric - ugh

Eric - lordie

Eric - one of our shipments got stopped at the canadian border

Eric - and now there's this questionarie about composition of items and stuff

Kristin - it is composed entirely of methamphetamines, parfum, and red dye #12

Eric - thank you

Eric - crack cocaine, cocoa butter, and vanilla extract

Kristin - opium, barbituates, and natural spring water

Eric - heroin, aqua, and sunshine

Kristin - vicodin, aloe, and lanolin

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