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DRIVING, JEWS, DONUTS

2004-10-06, 1:08 p.m.

ON DRIVING WITHOUT DEFOGGNG THE WINDSHIELDS:

Eric - and the car is all moistened up
Eric - and because i'm such a good driver i take off in my car with all of them fogged up
Eric - because fuck it
Kristin - ahahaha
Kristin - yeah amen to that
Eric - i hope no ones behind me *kick it in reverse*
Kristin - yeah
Kristin - totally

ON HOBBIES I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE:

Kristin - i registered my page on this blogworld site
Kristin - and you are allowed to check 5 things from a pretty sizeable list, that you talk about regularly on your blog
Kristin - and one of the options, under hobbies, was lock-picking
Kristin - and i really wanted to put that down
Eric - lock-picking
Eric - for good reason

ON THE WEDDING ERIC ATTENDED IN CLEVELAND LAST WEEKEND:

Eric - i just forwraded you more pictures
Kristin - yeah
Kristin - i'm looking at the first batch
Kristin - there goes the tongue out picture
Kristin - there's always at least one
Eric - it's my MO
Kristin - oh mine too
Kristin - you know how we roll
Eric - i do
Eric - i know what time it is
Eric - kristin, shoooooot
Kristin - hahaha
Kristin - i love how you have a drink in every single picture
Eric - yeah
Eric - cause Darlene and Phil at the bar hooked me up
Eric - they had to switch out liter stoli bottles twice
Kristin - *high five*
Eric - true
Eric - and when Darlene did it the one time she pointed and looked at me and said "this is because of you"
Eric - Gary drank all their Amstel light
Kristin - HAHAHAHA
Kristin - yes
Eric - they loved us
Eric - esp since we kept giving them huge tyaps
Kristin - what dance are you doing there
Kristin - it looks organized and possibly jewish
Eric - it looks like the Hora
Eric - the song was over at that point

Eric - things eric said upon entering the catholic church before the wedding started:
Eric - "jesus this is a big fucking church"
Eric - "i don't want to fucking be here"
Kristin - hahaha
Eric - it was so good
Eric - cause imean
Eric - "stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down"
Eric - "amen"
Eric - *cross yourself*
Kristin - did you have to shake and/or hold hands?
Eric - there was one moment where everyone did teh whole hug your neighbor thing
Kristin - yeah
Kristin - that's what i really hate
Eric - but since i was on adams side, they were all jews
Kristin - i hate doing that mroe than i hate mexicans
Eric - so no one did shit
Eric - hahahahah
Eric - i was on teh kike side of teh house
Eric - so no one took communion
Kristin - that's the right side to be on if you ask me
Eric - amen
Kristin - everyone's all like 'yeah okay whatevs'
Eric - and they hella yelled Mazoltov when they walked out of teh church
Kristin - we'll be on this side waiting for our messiah
Kristin - excellent

ON OVERSEAS KRISPY KREME AVAILABILITY:

Eric - did you know that the food halls in Harrods is the only place in the UK tha tyou can buy Krispy Kreme doughnuts
Eric - and they're 4 bucks a doughnut
Eric - and rich people host Krispy Kreme parties?
Kristin - ha no i didn't
Kristin - that rules

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