DRIVING, JEWS, DONUTS
2004-10-06, 1:08 p.m.
ON DRIVING WITHOUT DEFOGGNG THE WINDSHIELDS: Eric - and the car is all moistened up Eric - and because i'm such a good driver i take off in my car with all of them fogged up Eric - because fuck it Kristin - ahahaha Kristin - yeah amen to that Eric - i hope no ones behind me *kick it in reverse* Kristin - yeah Kristin - totally ON HOBBIES I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE: Kristin - i registered my page on this blogworld site Kristin - and you are allowed to check 5 things from a pretty sizeable list, that you talk about regularly on your blog Kristin - and one of the options, under hobbies, was lock-picking Kristin - and i really wanted to put that down Eric - lock-picking Eric - for good reason ON THE WEDDING ERIC ATTENDED IN CLEVELAND LAST WEEKEND: Eric - i just forwraded you more pictures Kristin - yeah Kristin - i'm looking at the first batch Kristin - there goes the tongue out picture Kristin - there's always at least one Eric - it's my MO Kristin - oh mine too Kristin - you know how we roll Eric - i do Eric - i know what time it is Eric - kristin, shoooooot Kristin - hahaha Kristin - i love how you have a drink in every single picture Eric - yeah Eric - cause Darlene and Phil at the bar hooked me up Eric - they had to switch out liter stoli bottles twice Kristin - *high five* Eric - true Eric - and when Darlene did it the one time she pointed and looked at me and said "this is because of you" Eric - Gary drank all their Amstel light Kristin - HAHAHAHA Kristin - yes Eric - they loved us Eric - esp since we kept giving them huge tyaps Kristin - what dance are you doing there Kristin - it looks organized and possibly jewish Eric - it looks like the Hora Eric - the song was over at that point Eric - things eric said upon entering the catholic church before the wedding started: Eric - "jesus this is a big fucking church" Eric - "i don't want to fucking be here" Kristin - hahaha Eric - it was so good Eric - cause imean Eric - "stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down" Eric - "amen" Eric - *cross yourself* Kristin - did you have to shake and/or hold hands? Eric - there was one moment where everyone did teh whole hug your neighbor thing Kristin - yeah Kristin - that's what i really hate Eric - but since i was on adams side, they were all jews Kristin - i hate doing that mroe than i hate mexicans Eric - so no one did shit Eric - hahahahah Eric - i was on teh kike side of teh house Eric - so no one took communion Kristin - that's the right side to be on if you ask me Eric - amen Kristin - everyone's all like 'yeah okay whatevs' Eric - and they hella yelled Mazoltov when they walked out of teh church Kristin - we'll be on this side waiting for our messiah Kristin - excellent ON OVERSEAS KRISPY KREME AVAILABILITY: Eric - did you know that the food halls in Harrods is the only place in the UK tha tyou can buy Krispy Kreme doughnuts Eric - and they're 4 bucks a doughnut Eric - and rich people host Krispy Kreme parties? Kristin - ha no i didn't Kristin - that rules
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