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CUTTING
2004-09-29, 12:38 p.m.
On Viewing Photos From My Parents� and Brother�s Trip To France Kristin - i saw all the pictures Kristin - like Kristin - all of htem Eric - whoa Kristin - yeah Kristin - i definitely wanted to see SOME Kristin - but we went through all of them Kristin - "eating lunch" and "doors" seemed to be the theme Eric - yeah doors Eric - my god Eric - doors, knockers, and statues Kristin - i know Kristin - it was like Kristin - "the louvre... Kristin - the louvre.... Kristin - the louvre again.... Kristin - the louvre Kristin - it was like 15 different angles of one statue Kristin - "a rose... Kristin - flowers.... Eric - oh totally Kristin - the rose again with me holding it up.... Eric - a cafe Eric - another cafe Kristin - eric at the cafe Eric - dad sitting at the cafe Kristin - dad looking at eric sitting at the cafe Eric - me sitting at the cafe Kristin - eric looking at dad while i'm sitting at the cafe Eric - mm hmm
On America�s Next Top Model / UPN In General Kristin - did you watch ANTM last night? Kristin - cause i didn't get to Kristin - luckily they're playing it at 8 tonight Kristin - phew Eric - it wasn't on last night Eric - they said it was on their Wednesday line up Kristin - oh Kristin - OH Eric - not Tuesdays Kristin - huh that's weird Eric - i was all excited Kristin - wasn't it on tuesdays before? Kristin - or am i crazy? Eric - adn then it was like "catch ANTM tomorrow night!" Eric - and now here's The Parkers Eric - or whatever it was Kristin - shit Kristin - and now here's not-so-funny black family sitcom Kristin - cut to eric cutting upn Eric - yes Eric - then i just took my nyquil and passed out Kristin - brb smoking
Paper / Ninja Turtles Eric - who's sick of looking at this paper work on my desk cause i think it's me Kristin - shred it Eric - if only i had a shredder Eric - speaking of shredder, what about teenage mutant ninja turtles are all the rage Kristin - ! Kristin - what? Eric - yeah, they have new cartoons and everything Kristin - amazing
Art and History Eric - the next vacation I go on will have no historical significance Eric - and nothing to go see Kristin - man i bet you were furious about having to go to the louvre Kristin - i mean Kristin - i wouldnt' even go there and i've never been Kristin - fuck art
On Being a Good Daughter Eric - did they enjoy that Kristin - cause i'm sure the last thing i'd wanna do after a transatlantic trip is go to the f-ing commissary and have to deal with the retirees and their uncontrollable flatulance Kristin - and yes they did Eric - ah the commisary Eric - it's like going to hell without all the fun people Kristin - it's like being at teh kids table in hell Kristin - except the kids are all over 70 Kristin - and they smell Eric - and talk about 'nam Kristin - god Eric - mesh hats akimbo! Kristin - it's really true Kristin - and pilipino ladies workin' those registers
On The Reading Eric Has To Do At His Friend�s Wedding Eric - i'm going to do the reading which is basically something along the lines of "please bow your heads and pray for peace and retarded children etc" Eric - and i wont' be there for the rehersal Eric - two lines or something Eric - so that's good Kristin - super
On Being A Gang Member Eric - where are the other gang members located Eric - are you in charge of recruting in the DELMARVA area Kristin - all the other members are in CA Kristin - i am the sole eastcoast member Eric - ah Eric - so you have quite the territory then Kristin - yes i do Kristin - luckily the states are small and more manageable than, say, utah Eric - true Eric - not as moutaineous either Eric - do you have to go west of the mighty mississip? Kristin - i am saying no on that Eric - cause that would just be a logistical nightmare Eric - when you get down to brass tacks that is Kristin - right Kristin - brass tacks hammered into the gums of any and all haters / posers Eric - with your brass knuckles Kristin - yes Kristin - Max said he's going to get me a switchblade Kristin - which i honestly think i should wear like a garter of some sort on my thigh, and store it that way Kristin - like *lift up skirt seductively in the face of my enemy* Kristin - *switch* Kristin - *cut*
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