Kristin wrote:

please explain how it is possible that one of my coworkers (female) made a joke which implied that the noise from my shredder came out of my ass.

her: "did you say excuse me?"

me: ...

puzzled looks and weak smiles. those are my specialties.

k.

Eric wrote:

what a dumbass. we're jammin to the oldies station right now. it's

crocodile rock right now. break out the tap shoes girl.

Kristin wrote:

elton john can go fuck himself. NOW. with a maribu dildo. speaking of dildos, i was reading something the other day about like, dildicorn or something, which is a strap-on that you strap to YOUR SKULL and fuck someone with your head. wow.

Eric wrote:

That is honestly the best thing i've ever heard in my life. I suppose the ones with suction cups on it aren't strong enough to stick to your noggin. didlicorn...right now.

Kristin wrote:

haha. what? suction cups? are you telling me there are suction-cup dildos? man. people NEVER FUCKING TELL ME ANYTHING.

Kristin wrote:

i just remembered where i read that, and it is called a SCREWNICORN, not a dildicorn.

screwnicorn.

HAHAHAHAHA.

i had a bookmark in elementary school with a unicorn on it, and it said: "some things must be believed to be seen."

HAHAHAHAH WELL HOW ABOUT SOMEONE GETTING HEADFUCKED? i believe it! i just don't wanna see it!

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